Ed - Your Wife Called...

    • Gold Top Dog
    Ed, even though you might be legally prohibited to discuss your charming ex wife in a public forum, the rest of us are certainly free to do so. Right?

     
    You must have been reading my mind Billy as I was just typing that I NEVER agreed to not discuss Pat. I am sorry Ed, I know you try to defend her but she is a pathetic excuse for a human being and should be shot for doing what she did to you!  I know at the very least you have admitted that Pat was a “royale pain in the butt” …glad that you are for the most part rid of that woman! [sm=angry.gif]
    • Gold Top Dog
    You guys (and gals) are free to discuss her and her biker friends to your hearts extent. 
     
    Billy, if you really do have her pics, please don't post any that show her tattoos or piercings.
    • Gold Top Dog
    Shelly, I really don't know what your problem with Pat is.  Although it has been awhile since I have seen her, I always found her to be quite charming.  In fact, one night, when we were both very drunk, I found her to be quite capable, if you know what I mean.  [;)]
     
    ETA:  Now Ed might have a teensy problem with the fact that LOTS of men are aware of her capabilities.  [:)]
    • Gold Top Dog
    Now Ed might have a teensy problem with the fact that LOTS of men are aware of her capabilities.

     
    Herein lies my PROBLEM with Pat… you have JUST made my point Billy on the biggest beef I have with that woman.   I guess it taught Ed one thing though… The dog park is “NO PLACE” to pick up chicks right Ed??????? 
     
    Stella I think is a fair better fit for you Ed…and is actually 10 times the woman that Pat was [:D]
     
    • Gold Top Dog
    Stella is 10 times the woman all right.  Apparently you HAVE seen her picture after all.  It takes a VERY wide angle lens to take a picture of that woman.  Warmth in the winter, shade in the summer, huh Ed?
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: jjsmom06

    Now Ed might have a teensy problem with the fact that LOTS of men are aware of her capabilities.


    Herein lies my PROBLEM with Pat… you have JUST made my point Billy on the biggest beef I have with that woman.   I guess it taught Ed one thing though… The dog park is "NO PLACE” to pick up chicks right Ed??????? 

    Stella I think is a fair better fit for you Ed…and is actually 10 times the woman that Pat was [:D]


     
    Well only if you consider that she's probably 1/3 the size, twice the intellect, and 100 times cuter. 
     
    Oh Billy, I was wondering if that was you that answered the Ex's ;phone the last time I called.  Whoever it was just simply said "She's busy stuffing her turkey" and hung up.
    • Gold Top Dog
    It wasn't me, Ed.  The last time I stopped by her house the line was so long I just went home.
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: probe1957

    It wasn't me, Ed.  The last time I stopped by her house the line was so long I just went home.

     
    I don't think that could have been her house- she's been riding a hog (actually several of them) for so long that [you fill in the blank cuz I'll get in trouble].  Of course that was before the time she spent a month on her back but somehow wasn't out of work.
    • Gold Top Dog
    See that lady dressed in black.  Makes her livin' on her back.  All the way.  Everyday.  Gotta go.  All the way.  AIRBORNE.
    • Gold Top Dog
    My, my boys… this is cracking me up![sm=biggrin.gif] 
     
    Hopefully Pat will never see this Ed or she might decide to NOT let your boys come to Virginia to visit you and the Pharoah Hounds this summer vacation!
     
    As for the current wife Stella, if you ever need to threaten her to stay in line Ed, just show her how merciless your idog friends can be when we don#%92t like someone who isn#%92t nice to our buddy Edward… [;)]
    • Gold Top Dog
    Actually, the crappier people treat him, the better I like them, but that's just me.  [:)]
    • Gold Top Dog
    What's that called, Billy?  Sadism by Proxy?
     
    Kate
    • Gold Top Dog
    Actually, the crappier people treat him, the better I like them, but that's just me.

     
    That is cuz you are a sick bastard Billy... I STILL think the wife wears the pants in YOUR home![;)]
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: Benedict
    What's that called, Billy?  Sadism by Proxy?

     
     
    Mmmmmm.  Yeah baby, talk dirty to me.  [:D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: jjsmom06

    Actually, the crappier people treat him, the better I like them, but that's just me.


    That is cuz you are a sick bastard Billy... I STILL think the wife wears the pants in YOUR home![;)]

     
    I personally don't think she allows him outside of the home at all.  Perhaps she's got him by the Gonads?