My apologies if this offends anyone, but it was just too funny after last night.
My Daddy the Dancer
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
Did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However,
little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
rodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a Gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men
and they Put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good,
he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He plays for the
Chicago Bears, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."