Best lawyer story.

• Best lawyer story. Lena (Penny Forever) Posted : 12/12/2006 11:42:20 AM [font=georgia][size=2] The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from  the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid  the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.      The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that  even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you  don't give a penny to charity.  Wouldn't you like to give something  back to your community through the United Way?"      The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research  also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness  and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to ay?"      Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that."      "Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is  blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife  and six children."      The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut  off again. "Thirdly, did your research also show you that my  sister's husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her  penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is  disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring a huge  array of private tutors?"      The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so  sorry, I had no idea."      And the lawyer says, "So...if I didn't give any money to them, what  makes you think I'd give any to you?" [/size][/font] LIKE 7 REPLIES 138 VIEWS LAST POST LOVEUKAYKAY Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• probe1957 Posted : 12/12/2006 12:34:33 PM [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]   Lawyers are a necessary evil, but I really don't like them.  Very funny. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• cyclefiend2000 Posted : 12/12/2006 2:27:57 PM i think you meant to say lawyers are pure evil. [sm=evilfire.gif] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• gayle Posted : 12/12/2006 2:38:28 PM HAHA!   this is a bit of an uncouthe joke but i just cannot resist, our landlord is a lawyer and he even thought it was funny...   why do lawyers wear their neck ties so tight?                                                   to keep the foreskin down! [sm=blush.gif][] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• cyclefiend2000 Posted : 12/12/2006 2:40:16 PM nice one! [] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• loveukaykay Posted : 12/12/2006 2:57:35 PM Very funny!  Reminds me of my real estate guru uncle tho unfortunately, lmao.  Great joke.[] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• ron2 Posted : 12/12/2006 3:29:08 PM Reminds me of a joke from "Poolhall Junkies."   What do you call a bunch of lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?   Not enough sand.   0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• loveukaykay Posted : 12/12/2006 11:06:18 PM ORIGINAL: ron2 Reminds me of a joke from "Poolhall Junkies." What do you call a bunch of lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.   [sm=rofl.gif] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login