HKdog
Posted : 12/3/2006 12:59:07 PM
Wow!! If they actually climb the fence on your property...i would have to say, time to get the gun. NO ONE comes in the yard without being invited.
Or just tell them leave or you will...in the words of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons, "Release the hounds" That should run them off pretty quick.
My personal favorite is just messing with them. tell them you are doing a sacrifice to the dirty underwear god and need a young virgin then invite them in...or scream into your armpit you will not kill them like you did your friends, you have a better idea, or put a sock on your hand and only talk to them with the sock. Make it as entertaining as you like.
My brother actually turned around and farted on them then slammed the door in their face, he was 15 at the time, my dad choked on his mashed potato he was laughing so hard. I know everone must think I came from a warped family...well, I probably did.