Picture War!

    • Gold Top Dog
    this man will seduce your cowboy and the horse will escape during their "brokeback mountain" style affair....


    • Gold Top Dog
    this man will seduce his former self and together they will give new meaning to the words "love yourself"....


    • Gold Top Dog
    These baywatch girls will lure your Hasslehoff away from the cowboy

    • Gold Top Dog
    this man will lure all the girls away from michael knight and Mitch Buchannon allowing them both to escape.



    they will join him in his multi-million dollar mansion until they are at least 25 yrs old, and then be cast aside for younger stock.

    edit: this man cannot be killed. at most you can weaken his empire, but it will always return. [:D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    This Giant foot from Monty Python will come out of no where and smash everyone

    • Gold Top Dog
    This foot powder will render your giant foot weak and harmless

    • Gold Top Dog
    This man will work his magic and relax the giant foot, until it becomes weak and powerless.

    • Gold Top Dog
    This nurse will lure your foot massager away with her tempting ways

    • Gold Top Dog
    this man will again entice the nurse to join his harem of beauties....



    he cannot be killed and the more women he seduces the more powerful he becomes.
    • Gold Top Dog
    This woman will sit on Heff, and he will be unable to move again.

    • Gold Top Dog
    she will be destroyed with a tainted twinkie....


    • Gold Top Dog
    Ninja Turtles come to the rescue

    • Gold Top Dog
    neither junk food nor ninja turtles are a match for iron man........


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    • Gold Top Dog
    Except, maybe, the Elephant Man... who will send Iron Man peeing in his pants, rusting him out...
     

    • Gold Top Dog
    the elephant woman will nag him into submission....