How babies are born

• How babies are born magilacudy Posted : 8/17/2006 6:45:27 PM A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll Down You got Male! LIKE 11 REPLIES 363 VIEWS LAST POST KEEDOKES Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Spazzy Posted : 8/17/2006 7:04:58 PM [sm=rofl.gif] I guess thats one way you can put it...[] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Julitza Posted : 8/17/2006 7:22:20 PM [sm=rotfl.gif][sm=rotfl.gif]   OMG that is hilarious!!!   My DS is growing so fast. Should be the perfect way to tell him [] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• probe1957 Posted : 8/18/2006 10:15:02 AM I got one.   A cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my johnson inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then I#%92ll open his mouth and remove my johnson unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."   The crowd murmured their approval.   The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.   The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.   The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd.  After a few minutes of silence, a single hand went up. "I'll try it!" yelled a Blonde woman from the other end of the bar, "But don't hit me so hard with the bottle!" 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• magilacudy Posted : 8/18/2006 11:55:47 AM Oh my God. Too funny!! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Julitza Posted : 8/18/2006 3:52:29 PM Billy you are bad! [sm=no%20no%20smiley.gif]   ...But I cant help and LAUGH!!! [sm=biggrin.gif]   Thanks for that one [] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• spiritdogs Posted : 8/18/2006 6:24:37 PM Q - BTW, do you know why "blonde jokes" are always so simple? A - So the brunettes can understand them. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• magilacudy Posted : 8/19/2006 6:17:32 AM Good One!!!!! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• ron2 Posted : 8/19/2006 3:18:51 PM I've got ya'll beat. My parents told me I was found in a cabbage patch. They were out picking the garden and there I was.   0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• keedokes Posted : 8/20/2006 1:00:24 AM Q:  What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A:  Pregnant (Even though I'm blonde I always get a kick out of these.  I find solace in the fact that it's more of a dark blonde than a platinum.  Does that help at all?) 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• probe1957 Posted : 8/21/2006 10:23:39 AM ORIGINAL: keedokes  I find solace in the fact that it's more of a dark blonde than a platinum.  Does that help at all?)   No.  [] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• keedokes Posted : 8/21/2006 12:16:09 PM I didn't think so.  I just thought that hope was a good thing to hold on to... 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login