Family in desperate need (just for fun)

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    Family in desperate need (just for fun)

    [align=left]I found this on a shelter's web page.[align=center] [align=center]Subject: Family in desperate need
    by Robyn Christensen (c) 1996
    Help Urgently Required! Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an exotic rare breed dog, we were finally notified by the breeder that at long last, our number has come up, and... WE'RE HAVING A PUPPY! We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we just KNOW how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be! Since our puppy will be arriving on Monday, we MUST place the children in new homes this weekend!!!
    They are described as: One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament tested. Current on all shots. Tonsils removed already and very healthy condition! Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little time and training, he will do well in a new home.
    One female, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is Mary. Temperament tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and happy (mostly.) Gets along well with little boys, but does not like to share toys. She is house trained, and would do best in a one child household.
    We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for them. I hope you understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and we have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest. I hear that in Tennessee there are bins where you can leave off strays...does anyone know if there is something like that around here for children?
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    [sm=rotfl.gif]Love that
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    ROFL!!! Oh that is so funny. I have 4 sons -- 8, 7, 4 1/2 and 2. I can relate to that. Somedays, I think the pets are easier than the kids.

    --Sara
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    [sm=rofl.gif][sm=clapping hands smiley.gif]

    That is too cute!
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    That is too funny!!
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    That's awesome!!!  :D

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    OMG I didn't know it was THAT easy!!!  LOVE IT!!!  Good one![sm=dance.gif]
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    LOL thats GRRRRREAT!!  Thanks for sharing!

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    HAHA!