meilani
Posted : 12/31/2006 3:31:22 PM
I got quite a few of my dogs. I don't call 'em crackheads for nothing...
This one is of Souffle who couldn't sit right after getting frisky with his toy...
This one is of Souffle and a Borzoi named Shakira that I owned. Just because she was way taller than him didn't stop him from giving her a regulation...
These are considered the joke series and I'll post the edited version of the joke...
Whisper the Big White Fuzzy: "Hey Shelby, tell me that Betty Crocker Joke"...
Shelby the Pest: "A man comes home and tells his wife "Woman bring me a cold beer!" and she brings it to him but it's warm. He asks "Why is it warm?" and she says "The fridge is broke. Why don't you fix it?" and he says "What do I look like? The Fridgedair repair man?". So he decides to take a shower and notices he doesn't have any clean clothes. He says to his wife "Woman, bring me some clean clothes!" and she says "I can't. The washer is broke. Why don't you fix it?". He says "What do I look like? The Maytag repair man?". So the next day he comes home to find an ice cold beer and clean clothes awaiting him. He asks his wife "How did you get this fixed?" and she says "The neighbor came over and said he'd fix everything if I either baked him a cake or handled grown folks business with him." and the husband asks "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" and she says "What do I look like to you? Betty Crocker?!"
Whisper the Big White Fuzzy: "That's the funniest joke I've heard all day!"
Shelby the Pest: "I know! Everytime I tell it, I roll on the floor laughing my butt off!"
Shelby: "Do we look stupid?"
Souffle: "You bet your Mexican culo we do!"
