That being the FIFTH year of blessed existence for which her Subjects be right grateful! She is now due the bestowment of her FULL due of Titles and Accolades which shall be read out in the Public Square for the enjoyment of the grateful masses!
*clears throat*
WE NOW PRESENT, HER RIGHT HONORABLE LADYSHIP...
Lady Cleo of Arlington, Protector of the Realm of Kittens, Defender of the Children of the Household, Maker of Humorous Faces, Faithful Counsel, and Official Beaglet Herder Most Excellent!
*pause for applause*
Lady Cleo, having reached her FIFTH year in hale and hearty form, shall receive the above mentioned Titles and Accolades and also enjoy a Royal Spa Treatment, Omelet Feast, and Articles of Amusement.
It is requested of the populace that all rejoice and strive to show in their daily comportment, the Loyalty...Faithfulness...Patience...Kindness...and Tolerance that Her Ladyship models for thee at all times. In this way ye can best Honor the Honorable.
Thus it is Proclaimed...Thus it shall be!
