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Hai Bugsy! Iz Dodger

Posted : 7/12/2012 3:38:32 PM

Mom wuz readin me sum of your "antics" bout stealing papers and remotes and stuff and it gave me ideas. So dis morning mum didn't get up fast enough so I grabbed the Wii remote and ran off with it! I dun wanna eat it, just wanted to pway!

And the best part! Mum dinna get mad! She just gave me a tweet so i would give up the shiny thing! I fink I may try it again..

shadowsgin

Posted : 7/12/2012 3:55:12 PM

Big Smile

Freedom

Posted : 7/12/2012 6:57:30 PM

Willy here: you are learning, wee Dodger! I constantly steal stuff and run happily wiff it to da fridge where da hot dogs iz kept. Den I wait for da TRADE! Iz YUMMY!

kpwlee

Posted : 7/12/2012 8:54:27 PM

Dodger this is an essential treat garnering skill. Keep at it little one and it will serve you well through your life. I'm supposedly a senior now (cough, cough) but I just did this tonight. Silly humans they are so easy. Dad came home from work, I grabbed some cardboard from the garage and taunted them until I got a nice cube of beef liver. As if I would EAT cardboard hahahaha. Humans, they will never learn :)

oranges81

Posted : 7/12/2012 10:45:38 PM

I used to bring da food dishes but they never got filled... I'll keep working on my skillz and fine tuning them.. But mum sez stealing off da table is bad...

janobonano

Posted : 7/13/2012 11:31:54 AM

You guys gotsta try dis: Jus sit in fronta yer fud bowl n stare at it. Look reeeely sad n longing-like. Don't whine or bark. Jus be reeel polite. N stay dare n wait. You get xtra NOMs!

Freedom

Posted : 7/13/2012 12:25:42 PM

With 'aunties" like all of us who've posted, Dodger is NOT going to need any devils' helper ha ha haaa. We've ALL been leading him on the wrong path! LOL

tacran

Posted : 7/13/2012 1:39:25 PM

janobonano
Jus sit in fronta yer fud bowl n stare at it. Look reeeely sad n longing-like. Don't whine or bark. Jus be reeel polite. N stay dare n wait.

Ruby says this tactic also works with doors and toys. Sit and stare at the backdoor long enough, even without making a sound, and it magically will open for you. Or sit and stare at the shelf where a favorite toy has been put away, and someone will come get it down for you.

Says Ruby: "It's like that mental-telepathy thing, only I control the minds of the hoomans, not the objects!" HeeHeeHee!

She also says, "Dodger, you may only be a newbie to this manipulation club, but clearly you've got what it takes to be a successful long-term member!"

oranges81

Posted : 7/13/2012 2:54:56 PM

LMAO! Oh yeah, Dodger is on his way to the devil's path. Big Smile

Maze has mastered the telepath part, Dodger, not so much.. Lol. Sandy just sits and looks pathetic.

Hai!! Thanks aunties for all the advice!! I'll have to try the staring trick since I getz in twouble for stealing..