tacran
Posted : 5/8/2012 2:56:39 PM
You guys and your talk about jizzing and fires and chemistry class have me chuckling over my lunch here!
I stalled over the word "jizzed," too --- I could tell from the context of your sentence, Callie, that you meant you were wound up, so I assumed you made a typo and meant to write "jazzed" (even though that word has a more positive connotation than the state of being you were trying to describe)!
Paige, your comment about bunsen burners and chemistry class reminded me of my very first day in chem lab as a freshman in high school. The teacher was lecturing us on all the safety procedures and protocols we were to follow when in the lab, stating several times how we must wear safety goggles when conducting experiments. During this introductory lecture we weren't supposed to be doing anything but listening, but the boys at the end of our lab table were fooling around with a bunsen burner. All of a sudden, a flame shot out, and it made its way towards me and my lab partner at our end of the table. I nearly fell out of my chair jumping back from the table, but my partner's reaction was more memorable. She started yelling, "Safety goggles! Safety goggles!" as she flailed her arms around trying to grab them and put them on. We laughed about that for years afterwards, although it was not funny at that moment. The boys got in trouble, of course. 
Edited my typos!