Funny Dog Mentality

    • Gold Top Dog

    Funny Dog Mentality

    1. If I like it, it's mine.
    2. If I saw it first, it's mine.
    3. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
    4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
    5. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
    6. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
    7. If you have something and put it down, it's mine.
    8. If I chew something up, all of the pieces are mine.
    9. If it used to be yours, get over it because it's mine.
    10. If it's broken, it's yours.
     
    I posted it on anotehr site and some lady was like "oh you shoundt let your dog think that way...alpha something, yadda yadda yadda"
    Wow some people cant just read something and laugh I guess but hopefully all of you will find its humor!
    • Gold Top Dog
    [:)][:)][:)][:)] thats funny [:D] saying for both children and dogs :)
    • Gold Top Dog
    hahaha  very funny!
    • Gold Top Dog
    [:D][:D] Oh sure - like we can actually control how our dogs *think*.

    Joyce
    • Gold Top Dog
    "If it's on the floor, it's mine."

    "If it's in a cage and scurries or flutters or is otherwise extreeeeemely interesting, it's mine!"

    ---Sofia
    • Gold Top Dog
    I like it...
    • Bronze
    Very funny - and true.  You forgot "If the one of the other dogs is playing with it, it's mine." 
     
    Whatever the other dog has is ALWAYS more fun than what they have...no matter if they have the same thing. 
    • Gold Top Dog
    LOL - I like it.  I have a t-shirt with those printed on it under "Dog Property Laws".
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: rredbird

    LOL - I like it.  I have a t-shirt with those printed on it under "Dog Property Laws".

     
    I have the same as a refrigerator magnet called "Pharaoh Hound Property Laws."

    • Gold Top Dog
    Too funny, and too true!
    • Gold Top Dog
    Very cute![:D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    If it is gross and disgusting....it's mine!
    • Gold Top Dog
    I printed that out & titled it "Grady's Rules"
    • Gold Top Dog
    A friend of mine found out that if you leave your steak on a plate on the coffee table to look at one of my wife's catalogs, that steak is now Shadow's.