Thalie
Posted : 11/22/2011 6:02:55 PM
Why can't jeans and shoes last forever ? Why do we have to go shopping for them ?
No, I don't want jeans with sparkles, already ripped off jeans, embroidered jeans, frayed at the bottom jeans, jeans that fall so much under my belly button that I will catch a stomach cold, or flared up jeans. I just want, you know, normal ones. Ones that sit at my waist, do not gape three miles in the back, have straight legs, do not cost an arm and a leg, and are in the store in my size.
I will not even start about shoes. Let's just say that 4 stores later I am still shoeless. I guess I will have to go on wearing flip flops or tennis shoes thru the winter. My tootsies will freeze or I will look not-so-well put together for work, I will either get sick or fired and then I'll be able to sue all the shoe makers in the universe for physical and moral damages. Vengeance will be mine, lol.
Jackie, spare your eyes (so you'll read this in a week or so).
Tina, get better double quick so you can enjoy your time off.
Karen, just the idea of getting my face in a big spider web gives me goosebumps. Inside spiders leave their right to live at the door and outside ones better make themselves inconspicuous if they want to see another day. Do.not. like.