meilani
Posted : 6/17/2006 6:47:20 PM
I'm a certified Pharmacy Technician. I love my job. I can do without a lot of the customers. I have dedicated my My Space blog to "Pharmacy Follies" in which I tell tales from the pharmacy front. People think they're hilarious. Here's some excerpts....
A customer comes to the counter and requests a refill on her medication. I ask...
Me: "What's the refill number?"
Customer: "I don't know. Don't you have it in the computer?"
Me: "Ok, I'm in your profile. Which medication do you need a refill on?"
Customer: "I don't know the name of it."
Me: "What's it for?"
Customer: "I don't know."
Me: "I can't help you if you don't know the name of the medication or what it's for."
Customer: "Would it help if I knew what it looked like? It's a little white pill."
If she only knew that we only have about 500 medications that can fit the "little white pill" description.
This one still cracks me up. I'm walking to the pharmacy and this man literally jumped in front of me and asked....
Customer: "Pregnancy tests?"
Me: "For you or for someone else?"
and he actually had to think about that question before he answered "Someone else".
This is also something I deal with on a daily basis. People call to inquire about our hours. One customer called and asked...
Customer: "What time is the pharmacy open to?"
Me: "10pm."
Customer: "What about the drive thru?"
Me: "10pm."
Customer: "What about the store?"
Me: "10pm."
Customer: "The whole store?"
Me: "No, aisle 5 is open 24 hours."
Sometimes I think I need to find a new job because my mind is beginning to atrophy. [

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