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  • leslie__chessies
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    For you show people....Shakespeare?

    leslie__chessies

    Posted : 5/27/2006 10:07:55 AM

    DOG FANCIER'S GUIDE TO SHAKESPEARE
    Author - Shakespeare and Unknown


    "To be or not to be, that is the question." (Shall we breed this season?)

    "Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble" (Ringside
    gossip)

    "Me thought I heard a voice cry, "Sleep no more" . . . (Bitch in season in
    same house with active stud)  

    "What fools these mortals be" (They just bought their 3rd dog)

    "Out, out damned spot!" (They are housebreaking the 3rd dog)      

    "What light through yonder window breaks?" (Up all night whelping)

    "Much ado about nothing" (False pregnancy)

    "Assume a virtue if you have it not" (Be a good loser)

    "Play such fantastic tricks before high heaven as make the angels weep" (On
    seeing some odd judging-or clever handling)

    "Small curs are not regarded when they grin" (Unless they have a big-name
    handler)

    "Nor let the rain of heaven wet this place" (The prayer of all outdoor show

    chairs)

    "Like a fountain with an hundred spouts" (Male dog going for walk)

    "A double blessing is a double grace" (Best of Breed AND a group placement)


    "I love the sport well; but I shall as soon quarrel at it as any man in
    England" (Sentiments of the inveterate dog-show enthusiast)

    "Your father is at Westminster" (But your mother wasn't show-quality)

    "And I do wish your honors may increase" (Best-in-show next time!)

    "Obedience; for so work the honey-bees, creatures that by a rule in nature
    teach the act of order" (A good definition!)  

     "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo??"  (Who left  that damned gate
    open????) 
  • ron2
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    ron2

    Posted : 5/27/2006 10:25:09 AM

    "'Tis a far, far better place I go to than I have ever been before."
    ( either an excellent forever home or the Bridge, take your pick)
     
    "But, lo, what is it I behold before me?" (is that a squirrel?)
     
    " 'twere better that it were done quickly" (pulling out a grass burr)
     
    "A rose, by any other name, would still smell as sweet" (puppy breath)
     
    "Beware the Ides of March" (for some, a vacc update?)