Peed in my face!

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    Peed in my face!

    Just thought I'd share with you all the experience I was lucky enough to have today[&:].
     
    I let out a group of puppies about 6 mos old I guess into the yard and one of them was standing in front of me and I bent down to pet him and he layed down and rolled over and started to pee.  So, since his head was towards me and he was on his back and I was bending down it created the PERFECT angle for the pee to go right smack in the center of my faceCrying.  Yucky!!!!!!  EWEWEWEW.  Had pee all over my face, mmm yum.

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    I think I would do the 'big freak out dance' on that one, Amy.
    Then I would be cleansing my face with something mild like chlorine bleach.  Ack!!!   No good deed goes unpunished, huh... Jules
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    Yuck. Poor girl.
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    Well how many people can say they have been baptized by the puppy brother hood, ha ha! Look upon it as a honor, I bet you couldnt help but laugh!
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    I laughed so hard I spit out my soda [:D], but I do also feel for you...  Nothing good about pee to the face!!
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    ~LMAO~  OMG!  Amy, that is gross bu ya know what?  Yer not alone.  Well, I haven't been peed on but it's been a similiar situation.  Boomer is an excitement pee-er.  Well, I've come this close to being a victim of his happiness.  Fortunately I see it coming & move away.  It usually makes me laugh cuz he's sooooooo happy & he's not my dog to deal with the happy peeing. :o)
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    ew that's pretty gross. I used to work at at groomer as a receptionist and once in a while a little dog would pee on my shirt when I took him out of the cage (I say him because hers never did that!).  Of course I couldn't go home and change and I didn't have anyone to bring me another shirt, but at least I didn't have long work days then!
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    Oh of course I was laughing my butt off!  I am one of the most laid back people you'll meet.  Stuff like that is just too funny!  But it really was GROSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! BLECH!
     
    Oh, and lukily there was another girl around to laugh "with" me...  LMAO.[:'(]
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    I've been "anal glanded" in my hair. I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week and a half!
    I shudder at the thought.
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    Ewwww. I always thought the little lab puppy that peed on mt years ago was bad enough, but in the face..... sooooo gross.[:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(]
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    Your post reminds me of one of the best puppy mishap stories I have from when I volunteered at a no-kill shelter near me.  Atleast once a week, people come in looking for Pits or big mean-looking dogs as guard dogs or potential bait (pfft giving Pitties them a bad name [:@]). Of course when people do this, volunteers and staff were told to transfer the "potential adoptees" to a manager to make sure that they don't get a dog ever from our kennel - by putting them on a so-called "banned adopter" list.  So my weekly turn comes for a group of older teenage guys (who were older then me at the time - I was about 14) to come asking for a Pit or (as they put it) "crazy dog". I told them sorry, but we don't adopt out those crazy dogs because of liability issues plus for the safety of other animals and people. One goes cussing me out and I'm walking over to my manager, who was in the next kennel play aisle, and a pup no older then 8 weeks (a Pittie x, may I add) who was in a high up triple stacked puppy transfer cage, lifted his leg and spray peed all over the guys.  Needless to say, they left.  Covered in puppy pee.  I was laughing, they totally deserved it.
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    Part of the brotherhood - LMAO - poor Amy.  I probably would have died laughing ...
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    [:D][:D]Anybody who has changed a baby boy's diaper has probably had the same experience - unless they thought first to cover the "outside plumbing" with a well placed kleenex.

    Joyce & Max
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    ORIGINAL: fuzzy_dogs_mom

    [:D][:D]Anybody who has changed a baby boy's diaper has probably had the same experience - unless they thought first to cover the "outside plumbing" with a well placed kleenex.

    Joyce & Max



    Yep! My son was good at that, also my little brother (I'm the oldest)!!

    Loved the dumb boys getting peed on story![:D]
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    Oh Amy.....I laughed really loud....
    thank goodness it was a puppy and not a Talus size pee......