Cita
Posted : 3/6/2010 10:53:06 AM
janobonano
Well this morning I did one of the most difficult things I think I've ever done. I attempted to give myself a special haircut. Seriously, I can't even SEE that area well, even with a mirror. Blood was shed, the nurses will laugh silently to themselves. But, it had to be done.
To make you feel better... one of my favorite funny stories:
I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one
morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just
packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.
The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm
sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to
be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself
a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all
do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other
place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said:
"My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. The appointment
over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the
evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the
bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.
She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in
it."
Most likely an urban legend, but I bet one based on some sort of truth!