Mindless Tuesday

cakana

I'm betting that after today, your DH will be putting the toilet paper on the roller, right?

I hope so.  I used a pair of his boxers to clean up the mess.  Now, being the good wife that I am, I have his clothes set out for him for in the morning.  I'm hoping that his morning is as "hot" as mine.

 LOL Amanda. Two funny crotch stories in one week!

Tina, sorry to hear about your friend. ((hugs))

It's COLD here today! I think our high is 5.

That's all.

ETA: I ordered some new sneakers last week online. They just came, but I can't try them on because they're SO COLD! Gah!

BEVOLASVEGAS

cakana

I'm betting that after today, your DH will be putting the toilet paper on the roller, right?

I hope so.  I used a pair of his boxers to clean up the mess.  Now, being the good wife that I am, I have his clothes set out for him for in the morning.  I'm hoping that his morning is as "hot" as mine.

First of all:   HA!  I will be awarding the AttaBoy ribbon to your DH if he "continues" to remember to put the toilet paper back on the roller.  I'll give him a couple of weeks.....then will wager my first paycheck that he is back to normal. 

Secondly, I'll also wager that the sensation he experiences is different than the one you felt.  He will like enjoy it! 

And, yes....my sense of humor is warped.  Hence, I fit right in here.  LOL

janobonano

 LOL Amanda. Two funny crotch stories in one week!

Yeah, and it's only Tuesday...

My, my Amanda!  Ouch!  I was thinking you could somehow (haven't worked out the details yet) substitute some Preperation H for his toothpaste and see if that helps him remember to put the TP on the roll.  My DH does the same thing, sort of.  He gets the new roll and leaves it on the counter next to the toilet so that it's easy for me to replace.  Thanks, sweetie.  I know what a super tough job it can be to put that roll on that plastic thingy and then into the holder.  I'm thinking when they flush some of their brains go down the drain.

I have run out of tissues and am now blowing my nose with tp. Ow.

I have to go to work tomorrow no matter what. My poor ss didn't get any gifts yesterday or today. I feel bad.

cakana

 I'm betting that after today, your DH will be putting the toilet paper on the roller, right?

Hmm.  Not sure I'd want to bet the farm on that one.  Over the years I've found the TP on the edge of the bathtub, on the vanity, on top of the clothes hamper, in the basket I keep magazines in and on the floor.  I never once found it on the roll, unless I put it on there myself.  Must be a *guy* thing.

Joyce

Hmmm, perk of being single, my tp stays where I put it.  Preferably out of Kya's reach, or she'll shred it up.

Good day today.  My manager took my team out to lunch.  The food was good, and I have leftovers for dinner.  River went to the vet and is healthy, and was completely coddled by the techs.  And I'm taking tomorrow off.  :-D

Moonlight

Hmmm, perk of being single, my tp stays where I put it.

Yep, or of not sharing a bathroom. DH is good about putting the TP on the holder but for other reasons, I prefer not to share bathrooms.

Ok..I have decided to transfer to another school.  Today was the last straw.  I went to the financial aid office, and after waiting for 2 hours, was hit with another barrage of "i dunno"s...that and they needed my degree from Ohio state...I said "ok. I'll drop it off..but, you guys have my transcripts anyways saying i graduated"  his response "oh, financial aid isn't linked up to transfers...they don't tell us anything"   I'm done with never being able to get ahold of people, so, tomorrow, I look up nursing schools in the area...I think I'm going to try Georgetown and Marymount...I'm DONE with my current school.

Got my tupperware back from fiance's sister...full of rotten cabbage...had to scrape it out before washing it...not a great smell...I hate when people borrow your stuff and return it in poor condition...I wouldn't DREAM of returning dirty tupperware...and, I normally fill it with cookies or something, but I wasn't expecting that...just my own quirk. GRRR! In such a bad mood now.

Oh, and at least you guys get the TP sitting on the floor...fiance once used newspaper for 3 days when I went on "change the roll" strike.

Jewlieee

My poor ss didn't get any gifts yesterday or today. I feel bad.

  Uhm, did you have more than one SS?  CUZ WE GOT A PACKAGE!!!!!!!   HOORAY!!  I am in LOVE with the pic of your puppers and have it dominating the Christmas Cards on my fridge.  Would you mind if I scanned it to share here with the group?  I've been told not to open any of the gifts until Christmas, but the noses went wild when I put the box on the floor.  I was told I must put it up high, and I quote, "In case Henry decides to 'tag' it..."  So, I put them up high... but I peeked...and I SOOOO want to make some turtle coffee!!!!!!!  THANK YOU Julie!!  The ruppies are gonna have a great Christmas - I cannot believe how many packages were in that box!!

I feel badly because MY SS folks *truly* haven't gotten any gifts.  I was holding stuff because I wanted a better selection, but the order still hasn't come, so I went and made a new order from a different resource to go directly to my SS.  I did it at 2am on Sunday, tho, and dog.com says the order just shipped out today.  Crap-o-lah!  They won't get it for at least 2 days, and up to 5, and it won't be gift-wrapped or tagged which gifts are for whom, which really blows!  At least I have the other small stuff here that is getting sealed up once my secret-squirrel adventure is done tonight.  Luckily I am closer to my SS recipient than dog.com HQ is, so the stuff should get there faster.

Path report is back.........NO CANCER CELLS!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I am estatic, & when I told the boys, they looked as if a heavy weight had been lifted off their shoulders.  I can't wait for life to get back to normal.  The past few weeks  have been stressful.

DH thought that the appointment was tomorrow, so he didn't show up at the doctor's office.  I was furious at him for making me go in for results alone, so I might have left him a very nasty voice mail.  He was pulling into the parking lot as I was getting in the jeep to leave. 

Some days, he's an idiot.  He's my idiot, but that doesn't make him any less of an idiot.  He thought that my appointment was tomorrow, which it was until they called this morning to get me in today.  I emailed him, & texted him to let him know but for some reason he couldn't understand "my doctor's appt is today instead of tomorrow." 

Anyway, he's feeling guilty right now, & I'm not doing anything to discourage him from feeling that way.  I've learned that, when he feels guilty, I usually benefit from it!

 YAY for no cancer cells!!

BEVOLASVEGAS

Path report is back.........NO CANCER CELLS!!!!!!!!!!!! 

WOOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!    Better than any Christmas gift, eh?

BEVOLASVEGAS

Path report is back.........NO CANCER CELLS!!!!!!!!!!!! 

WOOHOOO!!!  Soo glad!  That's awesome news!

BEVOLASVEGAS

 

Anyway, he's feeling guilty right now, & I'm not doing anything to discourage him from feeling that way.  I've learned that, when he feels guilty, I usually benefit from it!

Let him feel guilty. Benefit from it...its your right as a woman.