Oh, the joys of dog ownership

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    I know this is not funny if you are going thru this or have in the past. But reading the post I couldn`t help it.
     
    Margaritas for all of you.
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    Stepping in slugs is DISGUSTING. Ugh.

    There are a LOT of reasons that I don't have coated dogs, and this is one of them. It takes all of half a minute to bathe my dogs, towel dry them, and throw them back out the door[;)]
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    LOL! It sounds like some good times at the Jones house! We've had those days, too. My friends laugh when I tell them the best gift my hubby ever gave me wasn't the opal bracelet or the diamond earrings... it was the CARPET CLEANER! Man, there are days when the kids have the stomach flu or the dogs have eaten who knows what and I just want to hug my Hoover SteamVac!
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    Do you ever just cut the fur off?  lol...  I've done that with Kota so many times, just the other day in fact.  he he...  Thank goodness not very often but with his long tail and long "pants", it usually ends up with about 2 inches cut off of each to make them even!!  You can still see some cut fur at the very tip of his tail when he had a really bad spout and I had to cut off a lot.  The other day was just a little so I went snip snip in just that spot.  [:D]
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    ORIGINAL: jones

    So into the tub for an emergency bath, because you can't just wipe down a cocker spaniel with full on hammer pants.

     
    OMG! I laughed SO hard when I read that!! *giggling* 
     
    The situation isn't funny - but your account is hysterical!!
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    This reminds me of when Ella decided to roll around outside in my in-laws' dog's poop.
    She was outside playing with him and all of a sudden, we go out there and she's got it SMEARED on her from head to toe. On her coat and her collar.
    And we still had to drive home with her!
    God, it was HORRIBLE.

    I hope your pup's tummy is OK.
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    ORIGINAL: Xerxes

    Jones,  I've been there...in fact I'm at the tail end of it right now.  But the best is finding a pile in the dark when you're struggling to find your way to the bathroom.  There's something about putting one's foot into it that is indescribably disgusting.


    Amen on that one!! I have to say that that exact situation is the only time I heard my husband scream like a girl.

    --Sara
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    ORIGINAL: jenhuedepohl

    LOL! It sounds like some good times at the Jones house! We've had those days, too. My friends laugh when I tell them the best gift my hubby ever gave me wasn't the opal bracelet or the diamond earrings... it was the CARPET CLEANER! Man, there are days when the kids have the stomach flu or the dogs have eaten who knows what and I just want to hug my Hoover SteamVac!


    The best impulsive purchase I ever bought was our Bissell Heat Steamvac. That has saved many a carpet.

    BTW, speaking of kid messes. My mother for years has been on my case about my collection of bedding. It is HUGE folks. She was there for a bout of the stomach flu and from then on she stopped nagging me about the amount of blankets I had.

    --Sara
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    I have been there myself Jones! I have even had to cut Shannara's (pekingese) fur during a particular explosive episode. That was no fun :(

    --Sara
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    This is poo related, but kid poo. My mom tells the story of one of my older siblings who fingerpainted with rather liquid poo one day after awakening from a nap in their crib (I SWEAR it was not me!!!!). She was pregnant at the time, and said she had to stop periodically in cleaning it up to go throw up herself! Now if that's not a story to scare all the teens into abstinence, I don't know what is!