Ok I'm ashamed to ask, but.....

• houndlove Posted : 10/2/2006 2:59:12 PM Marlowe has a repetoire of penis antics that shock and amaze my friends on a fairly regular basis. I've always had male dogs, but Marlowe has by far the largest rocket I've ever seen on a dog. Seriously, he hits himself in the backs of his front legs. And he is not afraid to show it off. Mixed company and minors present be damned!   I guess if you can't talk about your dog's penis size with a group of other dog lovers, where can you talk about it? [] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• NicoleS Posted : 10/2/2006 3:07:12 PM Hey, c'mon, it can't be much worse than talking about our dogs' POOPS and color and consistency and SMELL []    If it were a human forum, we STILL wouldn't use words like penis and erection - I bet it would still be a thingie  0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• glenmar Posted : 10/2/2006 3:18:22 PM Ummm, no, I would still use the correct names just because I don't like goofy substitutions for names of body parts or functions....a penis IS a penis..... 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• gradyupmybutt Posted : 10/2/2006 3:59:35 PM hahahahaha, I knew I'd get ya with that Glenda.   Winkie, winkie,winkie,winkie,winkie,winkie,winkie,winkie,winkie,winkie,winkie,winkie,winkie...... 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• glenmar Posted : 10/2/2006 4:04:45 PM   OK, I feel like I'm walking to my own public death here, but.....   PENIS!!!!   How far OT are we now??? 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Xeph Posted : 10/2/2006 5:42:08 PM There's a client that comes into the Grooming Shop I work at and she tells the groomer not to shave her dog's "wazoo".  I want to smack her.  JUST SAY PENIS! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• ron2 Posted : 10/2/2006 6:40:33 PM Occasionally, I've been called a euphemism symbolizing a penis.   0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Xebby Posted : 10/2/2006 6:44:59 PM When prepaing a dog for a neuther I was told never to shave the tip of the penis because owners complain later that if it's shave it causes irritation and gets red. Maybe that dog's "wazoo" had that problem at one time in it's life. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• glenmar Posted : 10/2/2006 6:46:24 PM Gosh Ron, I can't imagine why anyone would ever call you that! []   I MAY have used that term myself...say driving down the road and having folks pretend I'm NOT there when they pull out in front of me and make me put the van on it's nose to stop it.....some how penis head doesn't exactly convey my rage at times like that..... 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Christine Langley Posted : 10/3/2006 7:24:39 AM Speaking of penises and neutering...my little Eli is 7 months old and is a maltese/poodle mix weighing 7 pounds.  He has undescended testicles but the other day when I came home he rolled on his back for a belly rub and he obviously had a "woodie".  Lo and behold there were his two testicles right where they were supposed to be.  But later they were nowhere to be seen.  I have put off neutering him at the vets recommendation and planned on doing it after he's a year old.  Has anyone ever encountered this? 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login