Minnie looked around. He let out a kitty sigh, it was just too easy. His owners went to the trouble of shutting all the doors but, the window was wide open. Minnie pawed at the screen. This really was too easy. Boom! The screen fell out the window and Minnie jumped out as well. He landed on his feet and trotted down the street.
"Meeowow!" he called out to a hotsietotsie looking cat. "Me he-he-he-ow" :

he replied as she stuck her nose up and hurried away. Minnie sighed and guessed that she was out of his league. Oh well, there were more important things on his mind. The Grand- Kitty-Ba had recently put out a warning to all cats. All dogs were apparently in on a plot to take over the world. This had to be stopped now!
Minnie stopped, licked a bit of dirt off of his foot and went on walking. He kept walking a ways intil his little kitty paws started to get tired. He just needed a little rest. He came apon a nice warm spot on the top of a parked car in someone's drive way and settled down for a little nap.
He suddenly awoke with a start! A dog was tied up outside on her leash. She was running and barking and making a big fuss. "You there be quiet, I was sleeping." The dog tilted her head to the side. "Why sleep when there is so much fun to be had? Look a leaf!" The dog barked happily and ran after the leaf until she was very tangled up in her leash. She then lay down and sighed. Minnie hopped down off of the car and strutted over to the dog. "I always heard that dogs were stupid but, not even a dog could be this dumb. You must be one of
them." The dog shook her head." I am not "them" I am Bailey!" Minnie tilted his head. Arn't you one of those dogs who are trying to take over the world?" Bailey growled "What do I look like, a cat!?" Minnie shook his head. "Cats are not trying to take over the world." Bailey looked at him. "Accodring to the Grand Canine they are."
Minnie walked over and helped Bailey untangled her self. "Thanks!" Bailey barked. "Shhh!" Minnie hissed. "Do you want the humans to come out!?"