1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If I saw it first, it's mine.
3. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
6. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
7. If you have something and put it down, it's mine.
8. If I chew something up, all of the pieces are mine.
9. If it used to be yours, get over it because it's mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.
I posted it on anotehr site and some lady was like "oh you shoundt let your dog think that way...alpha something, yadda yadda yadda"
Wow some people cant just read something and laugh I guess but hopefully all of you will find its humor!