If your dog can talk...

Today, Emma said, "MOM I WANT TO BITE HER!"

I said, "No, Emma, Dr Janeen is HELPING you!!! Good Dr Janeen for HELPING you!!"

Emma said, "MOM I WANT TO BITE HER!"

The conversation went like that for about 20 minutes, then we gave up.

Teenie said, "HI! Did you come to see me? Did you, did you? I know you did! Look at my toes! Mommy painted them! I'm so pretty! Can you pet me? I'll give you kisses. Here's my tummy! Rub, rub, rub the tummy!"

First of I will say again that Crusher can say "I Love You"  but if he was more articulate, I think it would be something along the lines of this. 

"Gotta run gotta run gotta run.  Catch me if you can Onyx!  I'm faster than you!  Watch me Mom! Over the fence!  Back over the fence! Try and catch me again Onyx! Ow that was my heel you little anklebiter!  Over the other fence! What! Moms got treats! Need a drink! Dunk my head and run some more! Onyx you got my bone! My bone! Gimme my bone! No Onyx that's my ball! My Ball!  Gimme my ball!  Oh she went back in the house!  Probly in my crate!  Get out of my crate Onyx!  My crate!  Wait my bone!  Gotta catch Onyx she has my bone!  Why is Mommy laughing at me?

Onyx would be a little more along this line.

I'll chase Crusher out of the yard then I'll get his bone!  Damn he came back too soon!  Got your ankle haha!  Mom thought that was funny and I get a treat!  Jump on his head while he's getting a drink!  K I got the bone, here he comes!  Quick drop it and go for the ball!  Watch this, here he comes again!  Drop the ball and run in the house!  Mommy is laughing hard now!  In and out of his crate quick and go back for the bone!  I get so many treats for making Mommy laugh at Crusher!