Neuticles anyone?

    • Bronze
    Ive seen the Bulls Balls for trucks and even as a guy, they disgust me. I do not think its cool at all, just stupid. Actually I think they do have them for human males, mainly for ones who have had the real ones removed because of cancer surgery. I know I would want mine. As far as the internal bruising with the hard plastic ones, seems according to the website they make "real feel" silicone now. Real feel? for who? The dog or the person? I do not think I'll be squeezing them and I am sure the dog would not appreciate it. The only thing I can see is it could cause problems in the show ring with dogs having counterfit parts. I guess it is just me and maybe being a guy and liking some humor and novelty, I would consider them for a dog. Probably better to neuter that way than not at all.
    • Gold Top Dog
    They are made of silicone???

    Guess they don't care if your dog gets very ill and maybe dies from silicone poisoning. I know a woman whose breast implants nearly killed her.

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    • Gold Top Dog
    There is a certain kind of guy who has the bull Balls around here.  they ALL drive hopped up trucks and obviously have NO huevos since they have to hang fake ones on their trucks. I think they are disgusting.

    However, I woudl guess there is a reason or two (legitimate) for Neuticles.  I can see them in SAR and maybe to make a cancer survivor look "normal" .  Otherwise, WHY??? It'a guy thing for sure.
    • Bronze
    According to the website they are solid silicone, not liquid. I would never use anything if I thought it would be harmful.
    • Gold Top Dog
    Maybe would could salvage this product and put it to better use??  Instead of putting them into dogs who have been neutered and need to look intact for some reason, we could do other things:  hollow them out and fill with water and freeze for cool iced-drink cubes.  Great conversation pieces at parties, huh.  We could sew them on top of the heads of cell phone drivers.  How about great earrings for that rebel-ball-buster-gal who has everything at Christmas time.  I bet there would be tremendous demand in the Amazon Warrior Market.  I dunno....I sense lost sales opportunities here...  Jules
    • Gold Top Dog
    Julie [:D][:D] Those suggestions are hilarious.  Why don't you see if you can get something started?  We can fund-raise for i-dog.

    Joyce & Max
    • Gold Top Dog
    Joyce can you see us collectively on that tv show (dang I am spacing on the name) I think it is 'American Inventor' trying to convince the judges the uses of testes? lmaoooooooooo.  The male judges would be saying stuff like, "Ice cubes? Earrings? I don't think the public would buy *that* sort of thing, but hey if you come up with something like replacement testicles for neutered dogs, welllll hey that would be Brilliant!"  And the lady judge would be clapping hysterically and wanting the earrings for her own.
    I'm trying to picture getting drunk at a cocktail party and looking into your drink and asking, "Ummm what is floating in MY drink?!? These look like dog-nads! Oh! hey wow! They Are dog-nads! Cool idea, I think I will swear off drinking now, thanks!"    Jules
    • Gold Top Dog
    Or you might just go up to some guy and say "Pardon me, but did you lose these"? We all know at least one guy for whom that would be soooo appropriate. [:D]

    Joyce & Max
    • Gold Top Dog
    dogs who do not want to look any different after surgery.
     
    This just made me laugh... it took my dog at least 6 months to figure out the dog in the mirror was not a strange mutt trying to steal his tennis ball. [sm=rofl.gif] I don't think dogs have any concept of "looking different."
    • Gold Top Dog
    [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] You mean Russell didn't stand in front of the mirror worrying about what all the other dogs were going to think??

    Joyce & Max
    • Gold Top Dog
    Well I did catch him worrying aloud, "I think my ears are a little too long... and that tuft of white hair on my butt is funny looking...." He hasn't caught on to the missing man-bits yet I guess. [sm=lol.gif]
    • Gold Top Dog
    My tri-ing dog (unneutered) will stand in front of the mirror.  You can just tell he's thinking "D@^^! I'm hansome."  Of course he's looking at his front end, not the southbound end. 
     
    And while we're sort of on the subject, what is it with the silhouette of the nekkid women on mudflap?  Is that suposed to be a turn on or something?  Yea baby.  Whatever.
    • Gold Top Dog
    Laffin at the nekkid silhouette of the busty broad on the mud flap.  I guess you are suposed to be overcome by manlyness or he thinks that all women are bisexual.  The great big rubber nads hangin from the trailer hitch too.  Way *sexxxy*.  The shotgun rack?  Lordy...makes me swoon.  The giant tires and jacked up suspension? HolyHotMammasIGottaBearThisGuy'sChildren.  Put some wranglers on 'im and I won't notice his testosterone riddled truck.  ....  *Stirs an iced tea with finger that is chilled with frozen replacement nads.*     Jules