I think this is hilarious

    • Gold Top Dog

    I think this is hilarious

    I was looking through our MLS (multiple listing service) and the agents write any special showing instructions in a specified line, usually stuff like house is vacant, owner hard of hearing knock hard, well this one was in one of those lines.
    " You must call and speak to the owner before showing, the owner must be the one to open the door , do not knock then open the door.
    There is a bird that says Come in, and then there is a big dog."
    I think that is hysterical, and the sad thing is that most agents are so scattered and in such a hurry that they don't pay close enough attention to those instructions[&o]
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    ~LOL~ Deb, that is a scream!  It kinda reminds me of a joke where a guy is robbing a house.  There's a bird in a cage that says "Jesus is watching you".  The robber is not impressed & continues ransacking the house.  It turns out that Jesus is a Rottie.
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    how funny!  Those two have quite a scam going huh?  The bird winks at the dog and says "Come In!"   The dog waits by the door and jumps the intruder!  Stealing anything edible that might be in his/her pockets - then he splits the booty with the bird!
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    That's awesome!!!  Hahaha!  [:D]
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    [sm=rofl.gif] Annie and Christine
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    Thank you for a great laugh!! One of these days I'm going to get a parrot again.
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