calliecritturs
Posted : 8/29/2006 9:51:35 PM
RAH!! 'S me Billy the 'venturin english cocker spanYELL!!! whooo hoooooooo!!!!!!
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Wow -- my buddy Dino wood think she was a BABE!!!!
See Mis Lena -- sumtimes a lump IS justa lumpy bumpy.
My Mom didn't tell this funny 'bout me but *I* will!!! Last week when we wented ta Lake Lilly ta see my bud Jed (who gives the BESTEST massages ever!), I wuz a GOOD boy ... I sitted a long time an then I layed down fur a long time fur Jed ta massage me all good. But then ... well a guy can ONLY sit so long ya no???
So I gotted up and stretched an .... well nobuddy seemed ta get the ideer ... so I wented over an sitted rite in front of the place Mom sitted on. She had her talk thingamy next to her (the one that gets noisy when Dad calls??) an her keys (can't go home wif-out THOSE ta make the Cruizer go vrrrroooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm) an ... an ... an .... the zippy bag.
Zippy bags -- GOOD STUFF comes in those ya no ..... like TREATS.... an usually Mom's got em!!! TREATS. yum....
Well, I wuz just bein helpful ... so I putted my nose RITE in front of that .... that ... that ... wunnerful zippy bag!!!!
Jed says ta Mom "What does HE want??" (so what if I had my nose just layin on the seat thingamy RITE in front of the zippy bag)
Mom plays inno-cent .... "I dunno .... Billy what DO you want?"
DUH!!!!!! I just pressed my nose harder onta that seat thingamy -- my nose was RITE in front of that zippy bag ... sheesh folks -- FIGGER IT OUT!!!!!!
Mom picks up the call noisy thing ..."You want my fone???" (that's what she said, I just can't spell it)
noooooooooooo duh ... I'ma dog here. I can't even say
ZIPPY BAG or I'd yell it!!!
"You want my keys???"
sheesh heck no -- don't wanna go til I get the TREEEEEETS!!!! *BIG sigh*
"You want ... a poop bag???"
huh?
"OHHHHH JED -- he thinks this is a TREAT bag?? and it's the bag I brought in case he has to poop so I can toss it!!"
Now how devastated can one dog be???
But yeah, Miz Lena .... a lump can JUST be a lump (and that's a GOOD thing) .... and .... *sigh* SOMETIMES a zippy bag can JUST be a ....
**VERY BIG SIGH**
M T zippy bag.
No treats. dang. sometimz a zippy bag IS just a zippy bag. that's NOT a good thing. but a lump that's just a lump IS a good thing.
Gentle Billy kisses ta you AN ta Angel Baby!!! She IS a cutie pattoooootie!!!