houndlove
Posted : 9/18/2006 8:53:33 AM
Please pardon me while I rant....
So, the author of this article, Emily Yoffe, wrote a book about her beagle Sasha called "What the Dog Did". And even though I'm generally not in favor of the "My dog was soooooo bad/How bad was he?" genre of literature, I read it anyway.
And it of course INFURIATED me because not only is she clueless about Sasha, but she tells all sorts of other stories about friends and family who are also clueless about their dogs too. And it's all expressed in this "OMG our dog is sooo weird and bad, but cute so we'll put up with anything s/he does!" manner that just made me want to rip my hair out! None of the problems with the various dogs she wrote about in the book was really all that weird or complicated (the lab who eats anything, food or non-food; the akita who grows overly-protective of one person; the Braslian mastiff got from a wretched byb for all the wrong reasons; the beagle who can't be housetrained and bolts) and in fact, given the breeds of dogs so completely common as to be boring (if you say "beagle" to me, I'm going to say "bolter", if you say "akita" I'm going to say "gaurd dog"). Yet every single person in this book is totally blindsided by these problems, yells at the dog for a while, and then just gives up and lives with the vet bills associated with intestinal blockages, getting new carpets every year, relegating the entire basement to the dog, not ever having people over and never leaving the house. The end. Wasn't that a cute book about how much we love dogs?
Um, no. It's a stupid book about stupid people who don't love their dogs enough to actually see these behavioral problems for what they are (dogs acting like dogs) and correct them for the dog's own health and welfare. The lab who eats everything? Constant vomiting and diarrhea and finally surgery for a blockage all causes because these people apparently never heard of supervising their dog or crate training/confinement. How is a dog every year eating the child's birthday cake while it cools? Shouldn't that happening once clue the family in that while a cake is cooling on the counter the dog should be securely elsewhere? FREAKING. IDIOTS!
So, into this morass of stupidity steps Cesar Milan, who does actually have something useful to say: dogs need training, they need exercise, they aren't born knowing how to behave in the human world and just letting them get their way all the time is like letting a 2 year old get their way all the time: not a grand idea. And people are blown away by this amazing, profound information! It's really quite easy to see his appeal. He's quite right about all of the above and to a lot of people this is apparently Big News.
I just wish he'd stop there and stop giving the impression that people can do DIY dog behaviorism and that one method and one theory will apply to all dogs in all situations. If anyone ever TSST!s my dogs, I'll TSST! them right back with a quickness. Bad human. Think critically and do some more research before deciding all of a sudden that you are an expert on all things canid because of one TV show. Would you belive that I and others who work/volunteer in shelters have actually seen potential adopters walking around through the kennels TSST!ing the shelter dogs (like that's going to do a damn thing for their stress level)?!? That is what Cesar has wrought.
I purposefully avoided that Slate article and the attendant bulletin boards, even though I'm a regular Slate reader and occasional commenter. I think my head would explode upon contact.