I was in PetSmart the other day (sans Misha), looking at bags of Blue and had called my mom to figure out if we got the 15 or 30 lb bags. A guy wearing a Bil-Jac apron comes around the corner and asks, "What kind of dog do you have?"
"A Great Pyrenees mix."
Then he asks, " Have you ever heard that that's a thing called a large breed?"
I'm a little surprised by this question, so I keep my sarcasm to myself and simply say, "Yes."
His next question, "Have you ever heard of Bil-Jac?"
Again, I think to the forum, but decide to play it nice, "I've heard about it, but I don't really remember what I've heard."
Then, the pitch, "Well, you should try Bil-Jac, it's a good food." Then he walked off.