As most of your know, DH stays home with Riley. He HATES the morning diaper. It totally grosses him out and his way of coping is to make jokes. This was the exchange between us over IM this morning while I'm at the office...
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Todd says (8:00 AM):
she's squeezing out her morning pulled pork in her chair
Lisa Johnson says (8:00 AM):
LOL
Todd says (8:02 AM):
her butt's a crockpot
Lisa Johnson says (8:03 AM):
LOL - you're killing me
Todd says (8:05 AM):
you want gyro meat, give riley some lamb, beef and throw down a spoonfull of greek seasoning
you'll get some mean gyro meat
Lisa Johnson says (8:05 AM):
you should write a book about baby poo
Todd says (8:05 AM):
lol
Todd says (8:07 AM):
you should see her squeezing it out right now, she looks like one of those scandanavian strongest man guys when they're pulling a VW bug
we should put a weight belt on her
Lisa Johnson says (8:08 AM):
LOL ---- stoppppp, I am laughing so hard I am going to go to the bathroom
Todd says (8:08 AM):
she's moved on to the keg throwing contest
Lisa Johnson says (8:09 AM):
I want to see her put the boulder on the platform
Todd says (8:09 AM):
lol