Morning IM - Baby Poop Humor - Kinda gross (mrstjohnson)

    • Gold Top Dog

    Morning IM - Baby Poop Humor - Kinda gross (mrstjohnson)

    As most of your know, DH stays home with Riley.  He HATES the morning diaper.  It totally grosses him out and his way of coping is to make jokes.  This was the exchange between us over IM this morning while I'm at the office...

    Mods let me know if this is too gross or inappropriate and I will remove...

    Todd says (8:00 AM):

    she's squeezing out her morning pulled pork in her chair

    Lisa Johnson says (8:00 AM):

    LOL

    Todd says (8:02 AM):

    her butt's a crockpot

    Lisa Johnson says (8:03 AM):

    LOL - you're killing me

    Todd says (8:05 AM):

    you want gyro meat, give riley some lamb, beef and throw down a spoonfull of greek seasoning

    you'll get some mean gyro meat

    Lisa Johnson says (8:05 AM):

    you should write a book about baby poo

    Todd says (8:05 AM):

    lol

    Todd says (8:07 AM):

    you should see her squeezing it out right now, she looks like one of those scandanavian strongest man guys when they're pulling a VW bug

    we should put a weight belt on her

    Lisa Johnson says (8:08 AM):

    LOL ---- stoppppp, I am laughing so hard I am going to go to the bathroom

    Todd says (8:08 AM):

    she's moved on to the keg throwing contest

    Lisa Johnson says (8:09 AM):

    I want to see her put the boulder on the platform

    Todd says (8:09 AM):

    lol

    • Gold Top Dog

    oh my...LOL. That's funny!

    Elias pulled a potty emergency on me this a.m. of course when I'm busy trivv'ing...lol. Running outta TP and majorly in need...lol.

    I just keep thinking of my revenge when I am old and back in diapers.

    • Gold Top Dog

    rwbeagles
    Running outta TP and majorly in need

    Coffee filters work great as a substitute for TP if you are desparate.  We ran out once, I say once, because based on that experience, we will never run out again!!!

    rwbeagles

    I just keep thinking of my revenge when I am old and back in diapers.

    Yep, baby poop is one thing, but I have changed adult diapers before and man, paypack to them 100000 fold!

    • Gold Top Dog

    BTW,...

     

    GO WINGS!

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    rwbeagles

    BTW,...

     

    GO WINGS!

    Oh yeah baby, looks like they are back to normal and have put the ugliest February behind them finally!  I can't believe the playoffs are starting soon!  Whoo Hoo!

    • Gold Top Dog

    Hahahaha...that is so funny!

    • Gold Top Dog

    Poor Riley, I know how you feel. At least I get to do it when nobody's watching. Big Smile