DH is fine, mostly. Thanks for the well-wishes ladies. To make a long story short, he lost a baby tooth about 8 months ago that he had retained because the adult tooth under it wasn't in the right place to push it out. A cyst has developed around that long-lost adult tooth, they say it's probably been growing for 5 or 10 years. Unfortunately, it has eroded most of his lower jaw by now - the doctor said he could actually break his jaw biting into a crispy apple. A few more hospital visits and then minor surgery and he'll be OK but it will take some time for the bone to regenerate.
The reason I won't actually be around, though, is that yesterday my MacBook cable melted through and shot sparks at me. I sweet-talked Apple into a free replacement even though it's out of warranty, but I won't get it until Monday and so I can't use my computer over the weekend. Can use DH's, but he needs it so I will only do quick check ins.