Nuts about Nuts in Cali, still

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Nuts about Nuts in Cali, still

Posted : 7/30/2007 3:33:14 PM

Read this one folks....lol. Note the bit about the SawzAll...good healthy respect for the laws eh?
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"Tribute Statue Must Appear "Neutered"

[linkhttp://www.official/]http://www.official[/link] newsagency. com/index. php?option= com_content& task=view&
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22 July 2007, [Sacramento, CA]

A marble monument to service dogs, originally set to be displayed in
Sacramento, California, may be on its way out of the golden state. The
reason? The statue's "manhood" is still intact.

Proponents of the recently-tabled state assembly bill AB-1634, the
so-called "California Healthy Pets Act", which would require that most
of the state's dogs and cats over the age of 6 months be sterilized,
claim that placing the image of an intact male dog on public property
is harmful and sends the wrong message to California pet owners.

"Its not an appropriate display, in a state that carries out three
million euthanasias a year." said Dan Nender, a 1634 supporter who
filed suit in Sacramento Federal Court to have the monument altered.

Pressed about the number, since most reputable sources set that number
at 400,000, Nender replied, "One is too many. Concentrate on the point I'm
making, not the numbers."

The sculptor who created the piece, Fidel Marquez of Hemingford,
Nebraska, has already refused to alter it. "This is ridiculous. I'll
put the damn thing on my lawn before I 'neuter' it."

"Frankly, it doesn't matter what the artist wants, or for that matter
whether the lawsuit succeeds." responded Nender. "This is the will of
the people... and don't ask me which people, and we're going to carry
it out. If this guy doesn't want to do the work himself, we'll sneak
in there at night and use a Saws-All on it."

"We cannot have intact testicles on government property. As California
government officials, at least the one's on our side will attest to,
Sacramento is a testicle-free zone." ....

Permission to cross post granted!

houndsandjackals

Posted : 7/30/2007 4:05:12 PM

Whoops, I had a kneejerk moment.

[linkhttp://www.officialnewsagency.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=41&Itemid=63]http://www.officialnewsagency.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=41&Itemid=63[/link]

rwbeagles

Posted : 7/30/2007 4:46:50 PM

LOL...sorry all,
someone on one of my lists says this is "satire" and appears on a satirical news site....so tho funny, it is fiction. Still snickering tho....