Choose your ideal dog breed based on your sign?

Am Staff for me and they are one of my top breeds.  I do have to say the description does fit with ACDs too and they are one of my top 2 - Maggie's an ACD/BC.

I'm on the cusp of Leo and Virgo.  So guess I need a Weim/Bullmastiff mix!  Yikes!

 I'm a vigro so it says that the Weimaraner would be best for me. I never looked into this breed. But now I'm curious.. Lol. Must go hunting now.

I'm a Leo.  Poor Max.  I have to tell him that he has to be traded in for a Bullmastiff.

Joyce

Leo
Grand in stature, the loyal and honorable Bullmastiff is your type of dog. This dog is huge, so you are sure to turn heads wherever you go, giving you both the attention you crave. But beyond their superficial appeal, they also have a great amount of loyalty and devotion and are cheerful, confident, and attentive pets - all characteristics that would make any Leo dog owner swell with pride

Doesn't surprise me at all. I've always admired BullMastiffs.

I'm a Capricorn, so it's a Pug for me.

Ummm . . . no.  No, thanks.

Although I'm sure they are wonderful little dogs.  Just not for me.

Virgo
The noble-looking Weimaraner is perfect for the Virgo with discerning taste. Weimaraners are very strong-minded and independent dogs, and because they have boundless energy, they can really benefit from the punctual walks that most Virgo natives are willing to give them. Sticking to a precise schedule also helps keep these dogs away from destructive behaviors they are sometimes prone to; once they know that they can depend on you, you will be able to depend on them to reach their full potential. 

I do love Weims, and would like to have one someday.  The description of a strong-minded and independent dog reminds me of Honor, though.  She's certainly full of energy, and is very much an independent little girl. 

I'm a Leo and a BULLMASTIFF? HECK NO.

 If you want to give me something regal and imposing, I want a Leonberger. :P

Ick!
 

Looks like our household should have a GSD (DH, who would need an awful lot of convincing because they make him uncomfortable, silly boy) and a Rhodesian Ridgeback (me, who admires them but admits they're not for me). Now how do I break the news to my Lab and Golden without hurting their feelings, mmmm...

Gemini
The quick and agile Border Collie fits your personality perfectly. Highly intelligent and trainable, the Border Collie has lots of stamina and determination. They're also eager to please and very quick to learn, which makes them easily trainable and adaptable to your ever-changing world. Border Collies need a high level of mental and physical stimulation, just like you do, which is why they make a great companion for on-the-go Gemini.

 It did not work for me. I do not hate border collies but they really do not appeal to me at all. When I used to compete in obedience years ago the border collies were the breed of choice for everyone......but me.

 Maybe my parents lied on my birth certificate as from this I think I am really a Leo or an Aquarius

Thank goodness, I can finally stop worrying about my horoscope now that I know it's all crap.  

Anyone who would think that a Bullmastiff is the breed for me....well, let's just say that I like them, but would not, in ten millennia trade a single hair off my Aussie's tailless little butt for one.   

I personally believe astrology is very much crap. But I'm a cancer, and it's kind of hard to argue with my ideal breed being a lab, at least at the moment. I think a lab or golden would be best for me now, and I think goldens are prettier..but honestly? The coat care would probably suffer if I got a golden, so...a lab would make more sense. Vady vady interesting...

Laurelin_429

I got toy dogs.... I'm a scorpio. I suppose it fits lol, but I don't like most toy dogs, just papillons.

Another scorpio here! I have never had problems with any kind of dog, but I must said my MIL's chi almost bited me the first time I meet DH's family... since then and until I read all the chizilla's adventures I pretty much didn't like chi's... I love large-gigantic breeds, but maybe we will have someday a little dog, who knows?