calliecritturs
Posted : 4/2/2008 7:08:39 PM
6" of a coral snake is all it would take to kill you.
rat snakes get up to 3-5 feet -- but it doesn't matter -- I hate them all. And depending on the situation I'm either terrified or ... an enraged maniac.
No joke -- about 2 1/2 years ago I heard BILLY bark out back. Now ... not the Mostlie Sheltie, and NOT Luna (who is definitely my barker).
The fact it was Billy -- doing his best Great Dane impression told me we had a PROBLEM.
I went out back - and Billy stood about 3' feet away from what i assume was a corn/t snake of some sort but it was NOT acting normal. The bottom foot of it was 'coiled' but that snake was STANDING STRAIGHT UP in the air a good 2 1/2 feet. Like a pole. It was hissing at Billy for all it was worth and the Adventurin English cocker spanYELL was BARKING.
Foxy and Luna standing back LETTING him. I grabbed a broom - I *thot* it was non-poisonous and I was trying SO HARD not to freak. But all I could think was "If that d@mned thing gets in my laundry building I'll never be able to do laundry EVER again."
I TOLD IT -- "go away and I'll let you live but don't cross me -- the Fat Lady is MEAN and I hate snakes worse than anything"
Shut up folks, yes I DID say that to it. It turned to me gave me a look and headed straight for the darned laundry building.
The next few minutes remain a blur -- but I went after it. Fear is an awesome thing - I was scared out of my wits and ready to puke but the darned thing headed straight FOR one of the dogs AND the door to the laundry building. If it had gotten in there I'd never have found it. NOr would I ever have been able to go in there again *yes I AM that terrified*.
Quite honestly -- I bludgeoned it to death. With a great big janitor's broom. It wouldn't go back into the brush, it wouldn't go back into the yard -- it kept trying to go IN the laundry building.
I was like an enraged bull -- I am NOT proud of myself -- but I made sure it was dead. I even went inside and got a butcher knife to MAKE SURE it was dead and then I had to pick the darned thing up (won't ever use THOSE BBQ tongs again) and get it in a garbage bag.
How can I like all other animals and yet hate snakes SO much?
6" or 6 feet -- no matter. But they avoid my house now -- I think there must be signs somewhere.