Please help my mom, I ate my bed Continued

• shaylan putney Posted : 3/27/2006 6:54:23 PM hey its charely i am just bord todya i stayed outside allllll day and wont come in it was 52 are you kidding me why would i come in it was funny today saylan was draining the pool and i jumped in  swam for a few mintues then i got out an di was colllld   have you guys ever got your humans wet b4?   0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• huskymom Posted : 3/27/2006 7:18:50 PM Are you kidding?!  Thats what baths are for!   I soak my mom  everytime I have one! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• shaylan putney Posted : 3/27/2006 7:59:15 PM yea last itme i had a bath i pulled shaylan in with me 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• bichon_fan Posted : 3/27/2006 9:09:19 PM [] Hey Bailey - - ha u doin'?   Snuggling is fun at bedtime.  I give mommy 6-8 hrs of snuggling when we go nighty-night.  During the day, too many toys to lay with, so little time.  Mommy gets on my nerves sometimes cuz she kisses my wet nose too much.  Icky!!! Besides, I see mommy a lot.  Sometimes, it's more fun to go out and smell some chic's buttocks.  There's a cute lady Bichon, Michu that lives next to us.  She's always flirting with me.  She is so tiny she fits under my belly.  Mommy says I'm tall.  She's moody - - - always wanting my mommy to hold her and pet her.  Then when I get close to join the fun, she snarls at me.  Pleazzze...... that's my mom!! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• loveukaykay Posted : 3/27/2006 9:58:48 PM Uh Oh!  I would let her know that she can't have my mom!!  Is she yor girlfriend?  Cause we get moody sometimes I think.  My mom thinks Im strange because I humped her arm the other day, is that bad?  Why was she laughin tellin me thats for boys?  Cant we all do it..? hmm... this is so confusing!              0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• bichon_fan Posted : 3/28/2006 10:14:13 AM Michu is not my gurlfrend - - she is too serious and so is her mommy.  Wud u believe she only has 1 name?  Mom calls me lotsa names - - Fuzz Butt, Bubba, Buddy, Dingdong, Cutie.  Sometimes I get called SOB when I've been bad.  I don't like that name cuz she ignores for a while after she says SOB.   U hump your mom's arm?  Yur a riot!  Wanna be my gurlfrend?  I hump the air.  It's more fun.  Twice, mommy had to clean me up cuz I got wet.  She's puzzled why I do it since she took away my mojo when I was 6 months old.  I've been looking for my mojo.  I think she keeps it in her purse cuz she never goes anywhere without it.   U luv yams?  Mom gives me that too and I luvvvvv luvvv it.  I poo a dark color cuz she gives me blueberries too. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• bichon_fan Posted : 3/28/2006 10:15:20 AM Michu is not my gurlfrend - - she is too serious and so is her mommy. Wud u believe she only has 1 name? Mom calls me lotsa names - - Fuzz Butt, Bubba, Buddy, Dingdong, Cutie. Sometimes I get called SOB when I've been bad. I don't like that name cuz she ignores for a while after she says SOB. U hump your mom's arm? Yur a riot! Wanna be my gurlfrend? I hump the air. It's more fun. Twice, mommy had to clean me up cuz I got wet. She's puzzled why I do it since she took away my mojo when I was 6 months old. I've been looking for my mojo. I think she keeps it in her purse cuz she never goes anywhere without it. U luv yams? Mom gives me that too and I luvvvvv luvvv it. I poo a dark color cuz she gives me blueberries too. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• bichon_fan Posted : 3/28/2006 10:19:20 AM wuh happened to my picture? 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• loveukaykay Posted : 3/28/2006 11:08:22 AM Picture?  I dont see a picture... whats that anyway... hm?    You hump the air!  Cool!  That does sound fun!!  I thought my moms arm was great but she didnt want me to do it, what a party pooper huh!  Ill have to try to the air, it might be even better.    Yeah, my mom didnt give me no more yams because she said my poop looked funny, whats up with that!? She musta not been payin attention because I think it always looks funny, o well.  Yesterday a squeaky noise came from back there, it was really scary, I dont know what the heck that was!  But I ran to my mom and I felt better.  You know, now that I think of it, she sure does laugh at me a lot... hmm.   I be your girlfriend!!  Im not a stick in the mud like that other girl, uuu uhhh, no way! Mom tells me Im too crazy all the time, doesnt she know Im just a puppy?  Whats she spect me to do all day anyway? 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• bluelighting Posted : 3/29/2006 12:33:46 AM Mommy is letting me back on this puter and she is back on this site again!![8D]   Teenie,   Yeah I have trains! They make a neat sound and I love to howl at them sometimes Mommy and Uncle clint howl with me. silly mommy and uncle clint.   What is mojo? Mommy doesn't allow me to hump anything she says it's dirty and she wont give me no loving.   Does anyone's mommy or daddy clip your paw hairs? Mommy clipped mine again she said they were too long and it will help my typing. I think Mommy is saying a load of doggiepoo. I think mommy gets that ideal from work.   Blue 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• loveukaykay Posted : 3/29/2006 1:19:44 AM Your mommy doesnt let you hump?  I dont think mine wants me to either but I do it anyway cause its fun!  Anyways I only did it a few times so I dont see why shes worried bout me.   I never had my paw hairs cut before, did it help you type? Some guy cut all my pretty toe nails off the other day!  I was none too happy about this!  It took me my whole life to grow my pretty nails.... some things us kids just dont understand...   Mom says I have to go to bed now, that Im punnished cause I bit her face today, it was an accident, it really was!  I think I got carried away, I was havin so much fun, I..., I...,  I dont know how it happened!  Dont tell her I said this, but thats not too much a punnishment, cause the beds all warm and cozy   0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• bluelighting Posted : 3/29/2006 1:41:07 PM Nope Mommy doesn't let me hump no more I only did it at least twice all though my mommy's cousin dog likes to hump mommy alot. Mommy hate it and pushes him away I don't like him doing that to my mommy!   It didn't help me to type I think mommy learned a bad habit from grooming and now she does it too me. I hate it because it makes my paws feel weird.   Mommy cuts my nails every two weeks and if I move when mommy cuts them she makes them bleed. I feel bad about making mommy upset when she does it, but i don't like my nails cut either.   Oh goody mommy has Mocha must try to get Mocha away from her and chew on him.   Blue     Hellloooo   It's the monkey kitty again! My uncle is back and now I get to sleep on his bed and follow him around. I still wish these foolish people would let me go on walks with Blue.  I'm a doggy too!  Summer is almost here and that means i can eat flys again or crickets then look out the top of the windows again on the summer poarch. Must go save Mocha and fight with him 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• bichon_fan Posted : 3/29/2006 2:11:57 PM Oh hey, Blue - - My neigbor has a mojo.  It's the thing that bounces up and down when he walks or runs.  Mom says mojos make cute puppies.  May be she doesn't want uppies cuz she's hiding my mojo from me.    You got trains?  How'd u get yur mom to get u those?  I don't have an uncle but mom has a boy toy named Jason.  They always play.  Sometimes, Jason would chase me round and round the house.  He runs sooo slow .... he could never catch me. 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• bluelighting Posted : 3/29/2006 3:28:19 PM [8D]Nope i don't have mojo! I think the shelter took mine away before mommy came and got me. Darn shelter can't they see I'm a stud and I should have my mojo and let me make a puppy or two.[:'(]   Mommy lives in front of train tracks they go by two or three times a day except summer they come more often and blow their horns louder! Yeah!! I love Uncle Clint I can make him take me out on more walks and he is really cool. He also has this hairless puppy that comes over all most each weekend. She is really cute, smells good, and she loves me. Grandma yelled at me this week cuz I woke her up from her nap while she was in the play pen.   I couldn't help myself they lay so still it scares me! I love them now if only mommy would feed me the food she gets from those jars they smell so yumm!   Blue 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• thedoc617 Posted : 3/29/2006 3:36:27 PM My mom trims my doggie foot hair, but then again she trims my hair all over. I don't like when she shaves my butt. It's not fun. I cry and look sad so maybe she would stop, but she never does. I dont' have to have my nails trimmed because I walk on hard stuff, so it files my nails down.   What's a mojo? I don't know if I have one. I like to hump other dogs if they want to be the boss and I won't let them. My mom says that the way I greet dogs is rude. I sniff them on their noses, and then if they're bigger than me I put my paws on their back. A lot of them get mad because I do that. I don't know why, but I just want to be top dog! Then Oscar tried to eat me, so I let him be the big guy, sometimes... I don't like it when he steals my toys!   Bye! Daisy   P.S. Blue, does your stuffed bear in your picture squeak? 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login