I am exacting my revenge upon my neighbors

    • Gold Top Dog

    I am exacting my revenge upon my neighbors

    they are goatlickers and have annoyed me for some time now.

    Many nights, when I take Molly out before bed, the neighbors will be on their garage porch and their 3 little dogs will be in my side yard. When I take Molly out (on her leash always) she charges and the stupid little dogs start yapping. This is how I know they are in my yard doing their nightly job as they are barking at us close by.

    So last night I yelled out "damn good thing you are leashed Molly or their little dogs would be toast" so the neighbors finally started calling their dogs home. These are 3 teacup things that bark - tiny tiny.

    I am now exacting my revenge....harmless revenge.

    I am leaving the contents of my litterboxes (4 personal cats plus a foster) in the bushes in my side yard. It will be quite amusing to having these little teeny dogs come home dragging a cat turd or 2 with the. I'm sure even the smallest of dogs can't resist the urge to chomp on a kitty kibble or two. And in the dark their owners won't know what they are bringing home until they take it out of their mouth.

    Ahh yes I will be making a statement and no harm done to the dogs...and the kitty poop is being dumped in my yard, not theirs.

    I need a camcorder with night vision

    • Gold Top Dog

    Ooo you're evil!

     

    • Gold Top Dog

    LOL  You are too much!

    • Gold Top Dog

    Ick!  ROFL!!!  Perfect Mary!

    • Gold Top Dog

    Ewwww, that is seriously gross, & totally funny! 

    I wonder if they let the little dogs lick them in the face..........

    • Gold Top Dog

     That's vile but hilarious.  LOL.

    • Gold Top Dog

    Bwahaha, be sure to give your cats and extra tasty (read: extra smelly) meal! 

    • Bronze

    I'm not sure this would be that harmless. I've heard of dogs dying because the poop got stuck on the way down. also, if there's any litter attached or mixed in with the poop (from when the cat covers it, or from lying on the litter) this could cause an obstruction in the dogs digestive system. Considering that these are tiny dogs to begin with, I'd be concerned they'd come to harm. Also, they may not be attracted to the poop, so you're soiling your own yard for no reason...and your own dog may decide to eat it or any children that may come across this stuff may decide to play with it and that's very unhealthy for them.

    If you're finding evidence that the neighbors dogs are pottying in your yard, and after speaking with them they allow it to continue, you could always throw it back into the neighbors yard (or wrap it up and leave a 'gift box' on their porch ;>;)...but calling your local city/town hall and reporting them might be a better way to go...as if their dogs get hurt on your property they may still be able to hold you liable for 'littering'. People have been known to sue for ridiculous things, and even if they don't win, the hassle just isn't worth it.

    • Gold Top Dog

    these people have even been fined when their little dogs chase the police going through the neighborhood, yet they still run around.

    I use clay litter. If their dogs can't chew up cat pooh they are probably just as likely to choke on their own food.

    My dog won't get into it cause she doesn't run around loose and the pooh pile isn't where she normally goes.

     And trust me...these neighbors simply don't care. They are not nice people. They once hired a tree cutting company to remove some trees from their property. I came home from work and had heavy equipment parked in my yard and no idea where it came from.

    Next morning when I saw the guy starting up the excavator I ran outside. Neighbor hired them and told them I GAVE THEM PERMISSION to park there. Needless to say - they didn't park there every again nor did they cut down the guy's trees. They are not ideal neighbors.

    Wifey got into a shouting match w/another neighbor cause the other neighbor's dog pooped on HER lawn once. They are quite a group over there.

    • Gold Top Dog

    Tell me, why are you doing something that could harm your neighbors dogs just because you are mad at your neighbors.  Doesn't sound like you like the dogs too much either.

     

    • Gold Top Dog

    when was the last time a dog died from eating a cat turd?

    I do find my neighbor's dogs to be extremely annoying - BUT - they are only annoying cause their owner have let them become so.

    These little dogs have been allowed to chase people down the street (one being a 92 year old woman), allowed to harrass neighbors (by chasing them when they get out of the cars and have nipped a couple of kids)...and the really sick part is these people will only call their dogs home and GIVE THEM A TREAT!!!! You can hear them "Rosie....want a treat" after they have chased someone!!!!

    I am a firm believer that the dog is a product of its environment but I will readily admit I am not at all fond of these 3 yapping little beasts.

    I have never met a dog that doesn't enjoy a snack of cat poop - it isn't going to kill any dog. We have issues with the habit viewing it as gross and quite distasteful but imagine what wild dogs eat.

    Harming these dogs would be leaving poison outside, hitting one with my car and whenever they chase me I come to a dead stop hoping/waiting they'll get bored and go home (can't see them and when I once confronted the neighbor about his little dogs chasing cars his answer was "they'll learn when they get hit" one did get hit and I can only thank my lucky stars it was someone who doesn't even live in the neighborhood who did it), letting MY GERMAN SHEPHERD get them which is something I would never do.

    If their dogs eat a couple of cat turds and go home and give their owners kisses the only harm done is smelly ichey breath with some turd stuck in their teeth - better still if they bring the turd into the house to eat so their owners have to pick it up.

    These dogs are allowed (and encouraged to crap in my yard) - I don't know if they are vetted...that in itself could be more harmful to my dog!!!

    • Gold Top Dog

    oh and should mention - these are the kind of people who shouldn't have dogs

    1....they chase cars

    2....they chase people

    3...they have been fined for their dogs chasing police cars

    4...they bite children

    5....they scare little kids off their bikes and then torment them (small dogs or not no one wants to be or deserves to be bit)

    these are people who think that because they have little dogs they should be allowed to do whatever they want and have become neighborhood terrors. We don't have animal control here, we don't have a formal leash law here (I checked when reporting them numerous times), and by the time the police show up the dogs are usually in (except the one time they got fined for the cruiser chasing).

    Hell my niece once licked a cat turd in the litterbox when she was about 3 years old - she's 25 now. A survivor LOL could explain a lot though

    • Gold Top Dog

    I think its great! And if it where me I would let one of the little turds "attack" my leg then kick the crap out of it. Might teach the owners to keep control of there animals.

    • Gold Top Dog

    if my Shepherd were allowed to behave like these little dogs are I'd be sued so many times I would be living in a van down by the river.

    I have no idea why people seem to think that just cause they are little dogs it's acceptable or that after years of living with this nonsense I'm being mean.

    These people wait until they see me outside with Molly (on a leash) and let their little nippers outside WITHOUT A LEASH and they know full well how Molly will react.

    They aren't right.....

    • Gold Top Dog

    I'd almost tell you to let Molly have her way with them..