...I feel like I should wear a T-shirt that says that. We just had a CRAZY walk. I probably should not have gone on a 2.5 mile walk while sick, but the dog is not sick so it's not fair to her we have to sit on the couch all day. I don't know if she was on edge today or if my reactions were slow from all the drugs, but we had no shortage of freak-outs.
First off, three different people crossed the street for us today. Whenever we pass people, I always move the dog onto the grass to let the other people have the sidewalk. Well today everyone crossed half a block ahead of us and didn't even give us a chance. My dog is not mean!!! I guarantee she's more nervous about meeting you than you are of her. Oh the joys of being prejudged!
One of the yards we always passed had their kid's riding toy left out by the sidewalk. Kenya sometimes has this thing about wheels and I see her glance away and try to hide, so we turned around and made a few passes until she sniffed the riding toy and then walked off.
Then, Kenya got really edgy because there's one house where people let their huge German Shorthair Pointer be out in the FRONT yard and go right up to the sidewalk to bark at people. Kenya is really a dream with other dogs, but dogs larger than her that act pushy and either overly offensive or defensive make her nervous. She doesn't ever bark, growl, or act defensive, but I can just tell she doesn't like it. She notices this dog before me and her hair went up. Luckily the GSP was inside by the time we went around the dead end and passed its yard, but other times it comes forward and glares at us.
The climax was when these two Shi Tzus came out of nowhere and charged us. HOLY HELL these little dogs were literally doing backflips at Kenya, yapping uncontrollably. It took me a few seconds, but I realized that they MUST have an e-fence b/c they both charged and then stopped three feet from the edge of their yard. I just kept going by, hoping their owners were watching this ridiculousness from inside and thinking twice about leaving two tiny dogs out by themselves. Kenya was alternating between jumping back as they lunged and pulling forward trying to get a sniff. It was really rather silly, but what if Kenya was dog aggressive? Might not be so wise to e-fence cat-sized dogs in the FRONT yard. This was a corner house so I had Kenya sit at the corner and do some eye contact while the Tzus went on flipping and carrying on in the background.
And for the icing on the crazy-hyped-up-walk cake, Kenya stopped abruptly to sniff, I knocked her butt with my knee, and she JUMPED about three feet in the air and whirled around like "wtf!?!"
Sheesh!!!