Xerxes
Posted : 9/19/2007 8:18:51 AM
I'm a bit hesitant to join any club that would have me as a member. Wouldn't all the non-members become jealous? Wouldn't they think of a conspiracy?
With that reasoning, perhaps I should join, that way I can be "in" on the conspiracy to have fun.
I've never worn a bra, I can't undo those blessed clasps without proper lighting, a detailed drawing and verbal instruction. But I did stay at a holiday inn express once, does that count?