Dog + cat = what if bred?

    • Gold Top Dog
    Kapheen..you're likely joking but just in case. [;)]
     
    Male cats lack a Blubis Glandis and their penis is sadly...lacking when it comes to length. There is quite simply NO WAY  cat can lock with a dog...tho penetration would certainly be possible. But a tie? nope. In fact I'd wager that a cat's length would be insufficent to even reach anywhere important when it comes to sperm.
     
    I will also tell you that sperm is delicate...it needs a specific balance of acididy and alkalinity to survive....I would have to assume this is specific to every animals genital tract. IMO those wee swimmers would be dead quite quickly after leaving their host.
     
    I won't say your cat did not try to breed your dog because pheremones are powerful things...BUT I would say that if your dog is pregnant now...then it's likely another Fido also joined the party at some point.
     
    Spay your dog...and neuter your cat, Toms don't make the best indoor pets anyhow.
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: faramir

    here's an article:


    WOOF-PUSS
    It has been known for randy unneutered tomcats to mount small dogs. Animal behaviourist Peter Neville recorded a case where a tomcat repeatedly mounted a dachshund bitch. The dachshund was producing aberrant pheromones which triggered mating behaviour in the cat.
    At one time, the hyaena was thought to be some sort of dog/lion hybrid since the front end walks like a dog and the back end is low to the ground like a lion. In early menageries, large dogs once kept captive-bred panthers company.
    On 1st April 2003, news agencies reported that witchcraft had been blamed after a dog in South Africa gave birth to kittens. Vodi the dog was believed to have given birth to three kittens in South Africa after being found nursing the kittens at Winterveld, near Pretoria. Residents believe she gave birth to the kittens. Elijah Mhlanga, Vodi's owner, said her behaviour changed after she had disappeared earlier.
    "I was worried when she disappeared. When she came back last Sunday, she was different. She hid from us and stopped barking. She also refused to eat," he told the Daily Sun, "On Monday my grandchildren called me and said Vodi had given birth to kittens. I did not believe them. I thought the puppies just looked like kittens to them."
    Mr Mhlanga went to investigate and apparently found Vodi nursing three kittens which she tried to hide under her belly when people came to look. Animal welfare officer Meshack Matlou said he had never seen anything like it: "We will do some tests and the results will tell us what happened," he said.
    It could simply be an April Fool joke; many newspapers and websites were running hoax stories that day. That an animal welfare officer apparently spoke of doing tests (dogs and cats cannot crossbreed) suggests either a hoax or human gullibility! The only way for a dog to give birth to kittens is through embryo transfer as used in zoos and laboratories where surrogate mothers bear the offspring of related, but rare or endangered, species.
    Dogs with strong maternal instincts might adopt abandoned kittens or drive off the mother and kidnap the kittens. That Vodi was apparently suckling the kittens suggests that she had either recently lost her own puppies or had had a phantom pregnancy. A few bitches start to produce milk in response to being suckled, but this takes a few days and the foster kittens/puppies have to be hand-fed until sufficient milk is produced.
    The question is: Will the kittens grow up into cogs?
    Then in July 2003, The Weekly World News (similar to the UK's Sunday Sport tabloid) warned Americans to beware of "Docats". This terrifying new species of mutant predator was apparently roaming US streets, preying on the homeless in America's cities. "Concerned researchers" claimed the Docat to be a strange canine/feline hybrid which could have killed and eaten more than 100 homeless persons in the previous 12 months. Presumably they meant a big cat hybrid.

     
    LOL
    I would look that up at snopes......
    LOL
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: darci

    ORIGINAL: faramir

    here's an article:


    WOOF-PUSS
    It has been known for randy unneutered tomcats to mount small dogs. Animal behaviourist Peter Neville recorded a case where a tomcat repeatedly mounted a dachshund bitch. The dachshund was producing aberrant pheromones which triggered mating behaviour in the cat.
    At one time, the hyaena was thought to be some sort of dog/lion hybrid since the front end walks like a dog and the back end is low to the ground like a lion. In early menageries, large dogs once kept captive-bred panthers company.
    On 1st April 2003, news agencies reported that witchcraft had been blamed after a dog in South Africa gave birth to kittens. Vodi the dog was believed to have given birth to three kittens in South Africa after being found nursing the kittens at Winterveld, near Pretoria. Residents believe she gave birth to the kittens. Elijah Mhlanga, Vodi's owner, said her behaviour changed after she had disappeared earlier.
    "I was worried when she disappeared. When she came back last Sunday, she was different. She hid from us and stopped barking. She also refused to eat," he told the Daily Sun, "On Monday my grandchildren called me and said Vodi had given birth to kittens. I did not believe them. I thought the puppies just looked like kittens to them."
    Mr Mhlanga went to investigate and apparently found Vodi nursing three kittens which she tried to hide under her belly when people came to look. Animal welfare officer Meshack Matlou said he had never seen anything like it: "We will do some tests and the results will tell us what happened," he said.
    It could simply be an April Fool joke; many newspapers and websites were running hoax stories that day. That an animal welfare officer apparently spoke of doing tests (dogs and cats cannot crossbreed) suggests either a hoax or human gullibility! The only way for a dog to give birth to kittens is through embryo transfer as used in zoos and laboratories where surrogate mothers bear the offspring of related, but rare or endangered, species.
    Dogs with strong maternal instincts might adopt abandoned kittens or drive off the mother and kidnap the kittens. That Vodi was apparently suckling the kittens suggests that she had either recently lost her own puppies or had had a phantom pregnancy. A few bitches start to produce milk in response to being suckled, but this takes a few days and the foster kittens/puppies have to be hand-fed until sufficient milk is produced.
    The question is: Will the kittens grow up into cogs?
    Then in July 2003, The Weekly World News (similar to the UK's Sunday Sport tabloid) warned Americans to beware of "Docats". This terrifying new species of mutant predator was apparently roaming US streets, preying on the homeless in America's cities. "Concerned researchers" claimed the Docat to be a strange canine/feline hybrid which could have killed and eaten more than 100 homeless persons in the previous 12 months. Presumably they meant a big cat hybrid.


    LOL
    I would look that up at snopes......
    LOL


    Don't you wonder why an educated adult would need to?  At any rate, it is genetically impossible for dogs to breed with cats.  It is possible for dogs to suckle kittens and cats to suckle puppies.  It is also possible for this dog to be having a false pregnancy, or worse, to have come into contact with an intact male dog.  At any rate, humping does not equal coitus, and the dog is not pregnant by the cat.
    • Gold Top Dog
    whats wrong with you all..this happens all the time..first there is the sex..



    Well..then the marriage...



    Then comes the babies..



    Jeez...i thouight you guys knew just about everything..
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: MhadDog

    whats wrong with you all..this happens all the time..first there is the sex..



    Well..then the marriage...



    Then comes the babies..



    Jeez...i thouight you guys knew just about everything..


     
    Shotgun wedding!
    • Gold Top Dog
    LOL - what can they be called??  A cog or a dat?[:D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    Mark, you are twisted....
    Let me buy you a drink.
     
    • Gold Top Dog
    i will let you buy me more than one...[:)]


    just dont expect anything afterwards..lol

    • Gold Top Dog
    My uncle had a cocker spaniel that humped everthing. One day he got ahold of his cat...my uncle said all you could hear was a yowl and the cat had a confused look on the cats face. The cat didn't come back for about two weeks.
    It would be pretty cool if it COULD happen, a dog that would go in a litter box, and get stoned off of catnip. But then it would have that cat attitude...
    • Gold Top Dog
    But then it would have that cat attitude...

     
    That's a basenji.  My first basenji loved catnip too. 
    • Gold Top Dog
    I can't believe I read this entire thread. I'm going to miss those braincells.
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: chewbecca

    I can't believe I read this entire thread. I'm going to miss those braincells.

     
     
    Ditto...LOL [:D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    My head hurts......[8|]
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: jetty

    LOL - what can they be called??  A cog or a dat?[:D]


    Actually, that's what I thought this thread was going to be about, funny names like that! Or maybe pittens & kuppies, fenines & calines.
    • Gold Top Dog
    Nothing like that. Just one twisted individual saluting another.