I was hoping the humor would not be lost.
 
For those of you in the audience not aware;
 
In Texas, and I'm sure, other states, if you have animals that can graze on your land, such as cattle and horses, and it doesn't take many, you can get a farmstead exemption on your property taxes because you are using it to support livestock.  A Cane Corso is HUGE. Big enough to look like something that could graze. I used to joke that if Shadow got any bigger, he would be my farmstead exemption.