Stupid People - WARNING Sense of Humor Required

    • Gold Top Dog
    I too enjoyed  this post and am looking forward to futher installments.
     
    I never understood the whole thongs thing either.  I believe they're also unsanitary.  Although I've heard a large woman before say that she loves thongs 'cuz when she travels and has to wash her "delicates" in the hotel and hang them, she doesn't have to hang gigantic panties.  Thongs looked better to hang since they didn't look quite as big.  [&:]
    • Gold Top Dog
    Lana, I don't know what would have compelled her to share that.
    Billy, we were just discussing this issue at dinner tonight. I couldn't agree more that certain people should not be allowed to breed.
    • Gold Top Dog
    I honestly can't remember who she was, which makes me think I didn't personally know her - maybe a friend of a friend or something.  Isn't it interesting how much information some people are willing to share with strangers? 
    • Gold Top Dog
    OUTLAW THE THONG.
     
    This is going to be my new campaign slogan - just after reading this thread I went to pick up a pizza and saw a tweenager with one hanging out over their jeans.  It's 45 degrees out and what are you doing dressed like that?
     
    I am so ready for that little fashion fad to be over.
     
    I don't understand why it's so cool to look trashy - I know that people want to get attention but that sems like the wrong kind of attention.  Whatever happened to looking appropriate?
     
    OUTLAW THE THONG.
    • Gold Top Dog
    thong = butt floss...
    • Gold Top Dog
    Ouch!  I don't even like flossing my teeth...
    • Gold Top Dog
    Hey! What's wrong with thongs?! I've been wearing them since I was 15 because I hated the pantyline look on form fitting clothes. I'm so used to wearing thong drawers that I feel totally uncomfortable wearing regular chonies. And my boyfriend doesn't complain either. [;)]
    • Gold Top Dog
    I hate hate hate the fad where girls have butt crack jeans on and then a thong that comes out and up above their waist.  What is that, and why?
     
    Non-visible panty line, fine, but butt floss bikini?  [:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(]
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: liz1976
    I don't understand why it's so cool to look trashy - I know that people want to get attention but that sems like the wrong kind of attention.  Whatever happened to looking appropriate?

     
    I heard a DJ say, "I feel so sorry for hookers these days. What is there that they can wear to distinguish themselves from your average 10th grader?" [8|]
     
    I heard modesty is making a come-back.  And I have noticed at the high schools that the layered long shirt look is popular, as well as long skirts.  Yay!
    • Gold Top Dog
    I think it's incredibly tacky for your drawers to show regardless of what type they are. I never wore thongs because they were fashionable, because they weren't when I was 15 which was 16 years ago, I just find them comfortable. Not to mention that I do feel more sexier knowing that I am wearing very skimpy drawers under my scrubs. [:D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    There are too many stupid people out there in this world. I'm so scared to come out of my house some times.
     
    Ex.
     
    Hamburger with cheese
    cheeseburger without cheese
    What time do you close? ( yet they read your house just seconds ago)
    Are you have open/close?
    Is that my dog? ( different breed and size)
     
    Worst is when you answer the phone..
       This is a true story!
    Time: 5:12
    customer:Excuse me miss when do you close?
    me: we close at 6:30
    customer: so you are closed now
    me: uhh....no we still open for another hour!
     
    or they read the side of a tank that tells what is in it with the price then ask you how much the animal cost.
     
    Also why do customers have to  call me these names?
    Sweetie
    Babe
    Baby
    Sugar
    Luv
    Honey or Hun.
     
    • Gold Top Dog
    Butt floss is right!!  Ouch, those things are uncomfortable!!  Meilani, if you actually LIKE them, more power to you....but I'm fairly certain that you aren't running around with them sticking out above your slacks/pants.
    • Gold Top Dog
    Stupid people are in all varieties. I've seen stupid people with more money than sense. Like people who will spend $30k on a motorcycle, just to show that they can spend that much money.
     
    As for menial jobs, they are certainly important. I'll have you know that I make more money digging a ditch than I did tuning two-way communications equipment. I certainly make more than I would flipping burgers. An old work-friend and I were about the only ditch-diggers I know that could quote Shakespeare. I can do single and multi-variable calculus and have studied particle physics and quantum mechanics. I speak english, german, and spanish. I know a few phrases of arabic, russian, ukrainian, chinese, japanese, french, italian, and ethiopian. Not bad for a ditch-digger, huh?
     
    To me, it's ironic, and I find irony humorous.
     
    • Gold Top Dog
    Intelligence does not guarantee responsible breeding I am sad to say! I have met many intelligent well educated people who are total disasters when it comes to raising their children. I feel particularily sorry when I see children who have so much potential and opportunity socailly and emotionally retarded by self absorbed, career driven intellectuals whose only reason for producing off spring is to accessorize themsleves.

    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: denise_m

    Intelligence does not guarantee responsible breeding I am sad to say! I have met many intelligent well educated people who are total disasters when it comes to raising their children. I feel particularily sorry when I see children who have so much potential and opportunity socailly and emotionally retarded by self absorbed, career driven intellectuals whose only reason for producing off spring is to accessorize themsleves.



    No, it certainly does not. I think it might even be worse.