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Callie Wins.

That would be embarassing to me too Ratsicles.  Kinda like the time mom busted me for watching Basic Instinct.  I tried saying it was my best friend's idea but she knew Kasey hadn't been over lately.  I got in trouble for that one.
 
But I guess sometimes it's fun to turn the tables on our parents.  For years my dad had been dating this lady named Marlenie, whom my sister and I had a love/hate relationship with.  She could be super cool one minute, needy and whiney the next.  One summer she decided to have a garage sale and since my dad had some stuff to put in it, I decided to help her with everything.  I guess she figured she ought to go through all the pockets on his suits and when she did, she found a small box of condoms.  They had German writing on them so it was quite obvious they were bought while we were there visiting.  None were missing but she thought it would be hysterical if I called and said what 'I found.'  I hesitated at first - I was still in high school and a little squeamish about the topic of sex, especially with parents.  But she was laughing about it and it got me pumped about it too.  I called, told him some guy was trying on a jacket and found them and I was sooo embarassed.  He sounded mortified, apologized and started to say something when I busted out laughing.  I had to hand the phone to Marlenie.  So parents can be embarassed about such things too ya know.

I remember accidently getting and reading a very racy book at about 10 years old. My mother asked me what it was about and I muttered something. She then said, ''Sounds interesting. Can I read it when you are done?" No way out of it. She never said a word. Probably thought I was too young to understand it. But she definately didn't want to go there.

i am just happy to say i never have walked in on the occasion......

My older sis happened to walk in on our parents when she was younger.  She said all that she can remember is my dad's white butt bobing up and down!!!  I never had that experience.  Thank God!  Seeing my dad in his tighty whiteys was bad enough!!

ORIGINAL: Stacita

I remember accidently getting and reading a very racy book at about 10 years old. My mother asked me what it was about and I muttered something. She then said, ''Sounds interesting. Can I read it when you are done?" No way out of it. She never said a word. Probably thought I was too young to understand it. But she definately didn't want to go there.

oh boy does THAT remind me..... anyone ever read the book Thor? by Wayne Smith? about a german shepherd and the world from his POV and how he protects his family from a were wolf?  ...yeah its a stretch of the imagination, but what do you expect from the shelf of a grocery store book collection?

anyway.... it had a dog on the cover so i begged mymom to buy it for me (i was in fourth or fifth grade i think) well... dog stories are harmless right?
well she bought it and i read it... the second or third chapter had a scene in it that was.. um.. rather grown up (nothing compared to the intro of the film i might add!!!) anyway.... for a fifth grader it was one of the raciest things i had ever read, aside from finding my brother's magazine collection when he was in boot camp...
anyway.... i finished the book and my mom picked it up one day to read. well when she came to that chapter she was disgusted and outraged and thought that scene was totally pointless and unnecessary to the plot and why in the world didnt i tell her about it....[8|]
all of this coming from the Queen of Harlequin soft porn romances!! though she CLAIMS she skips over those bits in the book... yeah right! if you do that then book is completely boring and you might as well be reading a high school history essay!
my mom doesnt like playboy or porn mags and trash talks people who buy them but she has a huge collection of romance novels..... which is just as bad as any porn mag!

ORIGINAL: Bullymom

i am just happy to say i never have walked in on the occasion......

My older sis happened to walk in on our parents when she was younger.  She said all that she can remember is my dad's white butt bobing up and down!!!  I never had that experience.  Thank God!  Seeing my dad in his tighty whiteys was bad enough!!

at least your dad had tighty whiteys! my dad preferred the silky leopard prints [:'(]

My dad (still!) prefers to go commando... sometimes in fairly threadbare white trousers... [sm=eek.gif]

When I was in elementary school one of my best friends loved to read, and her mother would pre-screen novels and literally rip out any pages that were deemed to be too scandalous, lol!

my dad preferred the silky leopard prints

That's kinda scary!!!  My dad is the type that refuses to wear any color of undies other than white!  I want to get him some silky thongs as a gag gift but he may not see the humour in it!  It's okay for he and his wife to buy us girls pairs of funky bloomers!!
Cita, if my dad did that, I'd have to call him out!!!  "Daddy, your johnson's swinging!"

lol yeah my husband is particular about his undies..... but he hates the white ones. when i see him wearing the white ones i know its time to do the wash because he has run out of his favourites [8|].... and he REALLY hates boxers.... but i think they're cute lol

hen i see him wearing the white ones i know its time to do the wash because he has run out of his favourites .... and he REALLY hates boxers....

My hubby is the same way!  If I see white, I know it's laundry time!  I tried to convince him to wear boxers but he says that his boy toy "moves" around too much in them.  I don't get men.  They are more picky than women!!

lmao!! my hubby says the same!
he says first the boxers ride up... so by the end of the day you have a wad of material up your butt.... and your danglies are dangling lower than they should be... and his theory is if you wear boxers too often they'll hang to your knees "Same principle women use with bras!" lol

and a woman i worked with had a dilemma with her 13 year old son... he came home demanding she buy him boxers.... his friends would laugh at him if they saw him in tighty whiteys.... so she said "i'll get you ONE pair of boxers and you tell me if you like them" ... so he wore them the next day and came home and threw them out lol he didnt like the er... loose breezy feel lol

lol.
Some good stories here
Once when i was about 16 i happened to wander upon a stack of what looked like 50 burned dvd's of pornos that my dad had stashed. Then once, I had a camcorder. i left it at home one somer while visiting my mom.
When i came home, dad was gone one day so i went and got it by myself. You dont even WANT to know whathe had be recording.
 
EW.
i ripped the cord from my camcorder a split second after that showed up.
Not to mention the nude pics ive come across on his comp before. -sigh- my dad the porn star. e.e
 
 
Then theres the time i found a girls gone wild in the mail and asked him " feelin a bit dirty are we?" with an eye brow raised.
Needless to say his excuse was " nooo, it came in the mail by accident, i was after something else and they sent that"

As he says this im thinking to myself ' well jeese, i hope he wasnt actually looking for guys gopne wild...."
lol yeah. then the one time DH walked inside, when my dad thought he was alone....yeah. DH flipped out and burried his face in my shirt whining about how he's blind now. LOL
 
Dh loves boxers, he hates tighty whiteys, he says they're too restricting.  then he also doesnt care if he gives plumber crack occasionally. Im ALWAYS pulling his pants up after saying " hunny, Crack kills....." lol
hes always joking about how he needs to be a plumber.

 
 
You all are right though, men are so much more picky than women at times!

nah see i like the form fitting clothes on me.....  thats one package i dont want to be disappointed in if you know what i mean!
and this is as far as my hubby goes when it comes to dressing down lol

except for that one time in the pool when it was hot out and he had just finished mowing... but we dont show off those pictures! [8|]
also.... men and their undies aside....
my husband considers himself an expert in the department of "Hot Girls" and "Artistic Nudes" ... which doesnt bother me in the least little bit. i even find deviant art photos and paintings that he might like....
problem is.. is he likes to make some of them his desktop background..
SEVERAL times my mom has come over and caught a glimpse of his background and every time she complains and doesnt understand how i can allow it, and why it doesnt bother me....
 and the worst one yet was.... jokingly my hubby saved a video file of um .... some questionable material... (long story but i pretty much TOLD him to save it as a file on his desktop)
well, one day my mom was visiting, and she already got over the shocker of his desktop background. she was trying to help my with a music program i had just downloaded.... so i clicked on the icon that i THOUGHT was the new music program... NOPE!!
Nope Nope Nope! it was the questionable racy video file.... she just laughed and left the room.....
yeah my mom thinks we're both perverts.... dont care really [] we have fun

yeah my mom thinks we're both perverts

My mom doesn't mind what Justin and I do either.  Truth be told, she has done worse!  My mom and I actually talk about sex.  My dad on the other hand, I think he gets embarrassed!!  He is always fussing at me and my step-mom about our topic of conversation![]

My mom decided to unpack my suitcase upon arriving for my second year of college.... all I could do was stand there, pacing, going no, no, no, no in my head.  I didn't want her to find what was packed in the zippered pouches!  She found my bc pills and condoms...  I watched her pull them out, look them over, then begin to cry.  She dropped them back in the pouch and walked out of the room.  It was pretty awful to see that....  []