The Song Game!

but something touched me deep inside

the day...the mu-sic...died.

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation in-
To maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"

He was singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader some day later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader some day later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

O.K. I'm really bored so I'll start another one. This isn't a theme song.
 
No New Years Day, to celebrate
No chocolate covered candied hearts to give away

No first of spring....
No song to sing...
 
 
 
ETA: (btw this song shuld be permanently expunged from Stevie's discography [:'(])

ORIGINAL: rwbeagles

No first of spring....
No song to sing...



ETA: (btw this song shuld be permanently expunged from Stevie's discography [:'(])

 
LOL! I heard it on the radio when I posted it and hadn't heard it in forever! It makes me feel like I'm 4 years old (that's around the age that I was when it came out.. . . I think.)

Here's another one.
 
"Travelling in a fried-out combie"
 

Okay ...
 
So I'll give the first two lines instead of just one.
 
"Travelling in a fried-out combie.
On a heavy trail, head full of zombie."
 

Nobody likes your song, Ron. Ha, and you thought your last feeling had been hurt before! []
 
How bout..
 
I thought love was only true in fairy tales..

thought for someone else but not for me...

Love was out to get me

de, de, de, deee
 
that's the way it seemed

Disappointment haunted all my dreams

and then I saw her face,
now I'm a believer
 
I couldn't resist the second part of the line, even if it wasn't all my turn - one of my favorite "old" songs !

Nobody likes your song, Ron. Ha, and you thought your last feeling had been hurt before!

 
Yeah, well, it was a hugely popular song only 20-something years ago. I mean it was on every radio station in heavy rotation.
 
Travelling in a fried-out combie
On a heavy trail, head full of zombie.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous.
She took me in and gave me breakfast.
And she said
 
Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder.
Can't  you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You'd better run, you'd better take cover.
 
We used to have a member from Australia and another from New Zealand. They probably would have gotten it on the first line.