For Fun - Inappropriate Wedding Songs

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    For Fun - Inappropriate Wedding Songs

    My SO and I FINALLY decided last week what our first dance song will be, and today we've been busy with a set list for the DJ.  Our sense of humour is such that of course we've spent the past hour suggesting WILDLY inappropriate songs, but I know there must be a longer list.  Hey, at least we are making time to laugh in the midst of all the planning. [;)]
     
    Suggestions, anyone?  The more offensive the better. ;)  My top 3 are:
     
    The Beautiful South - "Don't Marry Her, F*** Me"
    Queen - "Another One Bites The Dust" (although "Fat Bottomed Girls" would work here too)
    The Divinyls "I Touch Myself"
     
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    awww...I opend this thread ready to post "Anouther one bites the dust" but you already did[:)]

    How about some pink floyd- "the wall" (we dont' need some education)
    or any pink floyd for that matter
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    my favorite guns n roses song- "used to love her" (the next line is "but i had to kill her")
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    DH had them play Nine Inch Nails - Closer for the garter toss!  [sm=blush.gif]  It was pretty funny! 
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    When I was in a bluegrass band, playing weddings was one of my favorite funny things to do.

    All the songs are about divorce, pain, losing love, drinking too much, not to mention the Polly and Willy songs (hint: NEVER go down the the river with Willy...)

    for instance:

    Fox on the Run
    "She walks through the corn leading down by the river
    Her hair shines like gold in the hot morning sun.
    She took all the love that a poor boy could give her,
    Then left me to die like a fox on the run."


    And Celtic music isn't much better. Of course bluegrass is justn derivative Celtic music, anyway. So all the same things apply only MORE people die at the end of the songs.

    One that really gets me every single time, is women who want me to sing "She Moved Through the Fair." It's about a DEAD GIRL bemoaning that she never saw her wedding day. But people hear "wedding day" in a song and hang onto that, and don't listen to the rest of the words! [8D]
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    this is a la the wedding singer... love stinks - the j. geils band

    mary jane's last dance - tom petty and the heartbreakers might be a good one too.
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    Melindar - LMAO!  If I thought I could get away with doing that at my fancy-schmancy wedding I would!  That's hysterical!

    Jean - you're right about people hearing "wedding" in a song and blanking out everything else.  A lot of "love songs" are downright horrible when you actually listen to them.  My SO and I have spent a YEAR (I kid you not) trying to find a song that we:

    a) both like
    b) has nothing in the lyrics that could be construed as offensive
    c) is a song about love, as opposed to a song specifically from a man to his woman or vice versa
    d) is easy to dance to (he can't dance lol)

    I nearly threw a "we picked a song" party on Friday.  It's been that hard.

    Another suggestion for the inappropriate pile:

    U2 - "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" [sm=biggrin.gif]

    Kate
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    That song...no huggy no kissy until you give me a ring...umm
    "Don't Gimme No Lines & Keep Yo' Hands To Yo'self"....haven't a clue who sings that one but it's FUNNY!
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    Pappa Don't Preach-for a shotgun wedding??

    88 Lines, About 44 Women
     
    I Would Do Anything For Love (but I won't do that)-Meatloaf (what is THAT? anyways?)
     
    Part Time Lover(for the homewrecker's wedding)-Stevie Wonder
     

     
     
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    ORIGINAL: rwbeagles

    That song...no huggy no kissy until you give me a ring...umm
    "Don't Gimme No Lines & Keep Yo' Hands To Yo'self"....haven't a clue who sings that one but it's FUNNY!


    [linkhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Satellites_%28album%29]the georgia satellites[/link] of course! [:D]
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    white wedding by billy idol ... might be inappropriate for you pre-marriage fornicators out there! [sm=rotfl.gif]
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    They played Duran Duran's "Save a Prayer" at my first wedding,
    "Don't say a prayer for me now, save it 'til the mornin' after." 
     
    Should'a been save it for a couple years after![:D]
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    LIKE...A Virgin-Madonna
    Stacy's Mom (if your bride's name is Stacy)-Fountains Of Wayne
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    I just knew all you guys would step up to this challenge [sm=clapping%20hands%20smiley.gif]
     
    Keep going!
     
    Kate
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    Black Crowes - Hard to Handle