lorib
Posted : 12/15/2006 1:48:07 AM
ORIGINAL: espencer
Jim Gaffigan (comedian) says this about a fruit cake:
Fruit = Good
Cake = Great
Fruitcake = Nasty Crap
Oh God, I laughed so hard at this one that Gypsy woke up out of a dead sleep to glare at me!
I am not a fan of the stuff either, but would try the white recipe if I could have sugar. My idea would be to put it out for the birds to eat, or set it at my curb with a "free" sign on it. Hey, if you put ANYTHING out with a "free" sign on it here, it will be gone in a heartbeat!
You could also use it for a brick in your walk way, part of a building, as a weapon in a car jacking, hmmm...maybe some idiot could be convinced that it was a new, conentrated form of drugs and I could sell it for big bucks! My monetary problems woudl be solved!!! Naaaaah...I would probably get arrested for peddling fake dope![sm=rotfl.gif]