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Posted : 10/23/2006 11:55:38 PM

ewww...but that does bring up a semi related topic - men and women must have different butt anatomy; how else can you explain how our undies stay so much cleaner and lack skid marks?!

Remember you asked this...men have more skid marks because they have more hair in there.

Hair=Klingons and Klingons along with an unhappy Captn Kirk=Skid marks.

Men your secret is out...lmnhao

i think its more of an issue with hygeine practices, men dont use tp as often as women do, therefor its my belief they don't know how to properly use it.

or you could go with what my husbands explanation on skidmarks, which would contain words like "boxer crayon", "prairie dog" and or "turtle head poking out".

gayle

Posted : 10/24/2006 1:09:14 AM

HAHA, for those who aren't aware of manpons [linkhttp://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1503]http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1503[/link]

lorib

Posted : 10/24/2006 1:28:53 AM

MANPON,the name to know in undergarment protection.>

OMG, I am laughing so hard it hurts!!!

As for men using less TP than women, it aint troooo at our house! No sireee, Bob! DH uses more than both DSs and ME PUT TOGETHER!!!

fuzzy_dogs_mom

Posted : 10/24/2006 1:43:29 AM

We go through so much TP I finally decided that someone must be eating it. []
So ... how to explain the skid marks??

Joyce

gayle

Posted : 10/24/2006 12:22:58 PM

As for men using less TP than women, it aint troooo at our house! No sireee, Bob! DH uses more than both DSs and ME PUT TOGETHER!!!

maybe he is making his own manpons because he is embarrassed to be seen purchasing them.

Mark

Posted : 10/24/2006 2:51:23 PM

i originally heard about manpons on the Howard Stern show years ago...It was the first time i had ever heard about them,and i think they said it was a good idea,but people would be too embarrassed to buy them..lol

rwbeagles

Posted : 10/24/2006 2:58:10 PM

It's technique and not amount that counts...and men use plenty but they use it incorrectly.

It's really the only explanation. Whoever said it's lack of frequent use that causes this is dead on. They may wipe once but with the hair factor and all they need to make an extra effort.

Perhaps installing a bidet would solve the issue?

labcrab

Posted : 10/24/2006 3:47:37 PM

Baby Wipes do the trick as well. In their defense, I suspect the "clean-up" is much more difficult than it is for us. Add that to their questionable TP using skill and.. well you have a mess. Ladies, if you put the baby wipes next to the throne, they will use them secretly! try it..

rwbeagles

Posted : 10/24/2006 3:51:48 PM

Baby wipes might also clog your toilet if you have any isues with roots in the pipes, or other things lol. I'd go for those that will dissolve in water and say "flushable". Good idea tho!

Mark

Posted : 10/24/2006 4:10:35 PM

i never would have thought when i signed on here i would be talking ass wiping 101.[

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Arent most girls taught to wipe front to back,whereas men have the option of wiping both ways?

just asking.

P.S..i will sit on the pot as long as it takes to make sure i am clean..lol..

and baby wipes arnt just for babies anymore...

lorib

Posted : 10/24/2006 7:40:52 PM

ORIGINAL: gaylemarie

As for men using less TP than women, it aint troooo at our house! No sireee, Bob! DH uses more than both DSs and ME PUT TOGETHER!!!

maybe he is making his own manpons because he is embarrassed to be seen purchasing them.

That MUST be it!!! ROFLLLL

ron2

Posted : 10/25/2006 6:52:04 AM

I just scootch around on the grass like a dog.

Twin

Posted : 10/25/2006 5:45:55 PM

ThOnGs []

corvus

Posted : 10/25/2006 8:42:57 PM

I find it interesting that people over there say "TP" a lot. It took me a little while to work out what that meant, to my embarrassment. [

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Over here, we just say "bog rolls". [

] Or "arse wipes", sometimes. Apparently we also say "Pack of poo tickets", but I haven't heard that one as yet. Actually, we're more free with the word "toilet" than it seemed most Americans are.

snownose

Posted : 10/25/2006 8:59:19 PM

Over here, we just say "bog rolls". Or "arse wipes", sometimes. Apparently we also say "Pack of poo tickets", but I haven't heard that one as yet. Actually, we're more free with the word "toilet" than it seemed most Americans are.

Oh, we have a word for "toilet" that will put that little name to shame.....lol[

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Starts with S and ends with R......now guess.....lol

Ok Now we are on to panties