calliecritturs
Posted : 7/22/2006 11:19:45 PM
Mis Glenda, this is Billy the Adventurin english cocker spanYELL -- an tell yore Mom PUHLEEEEZE get bedder!!!
See you wuz SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good ta me an made me feel LOTS bedder so many times, I gota tell the Alpha of ALL Alphas ta hlep your Mom. Now you might think that's funny fur a dog, but He listens ta us too -- we just don't talk about it much! (you humans do ALL the talkin ya no??) We don't ask fur much -- but we no the Alpha ALWAYS cares abouts us.
But heck -- tell yur mmom I gots LOTSA messinines and I'd send em ta HER! I can SHARE!!! (Mom won't mind -- she'd send brown-shwegger -- that liver stuff in the tube Mom gets ta give US messinines in -- Mom doesn't eats it but DAD does!! Somebuddy Oscar Mayor makes it!) But heck -- we gots LOTS an tell yur MOm I'll share THAT too!!
Let's see -- what else -- WE GOTS WADDYMELLON!! That's good fur not feeling so good -- how 'bouts THAT????
I hear-ed Mom tell Dad you wuz in a place called Mitch-agin. So.... why'd Mitch go AGIN??? Why didn't he just stay? Cept I have ta go ta Gainesville agin ... maybe it's the same?
Tell yur Mom ta gits bedder. An I'll make her a e-male!!!
DEER Ms. Glenda's Mom:
Hi -- I'm a friend of Tyler's an Miz Glenda -- GET BEDDER SOON!!! I been reel sick -- heck they hadda give ME blood in a hose!! Howzat!! But heck -- ever time they did I feeled bedder.
I"m a silly English cocker spanYELL. I like ta give presents. One time I bringed my Dad a little girl possum. I thot it was dead, but it wuz just pre-tendin ta be. Picked her up and setted her at Dad's feets. He got all stressed an took me ta the bedroom to stay wif Mom while he "took care of the dead rat" -- but he gotted back and SHE WUZ GONE!!!
I finded her agin soon as Dad left.
I don't gots no possum ta send ya ... but heck - I kin send ya some of MY messinines if ya want. Tell em ta give em to ya in sumthin tasty. Hey -- why don'tcha see if they can give ya Stoneyfield Rockin Raspberry yogurt -- MY FAVRIT!!! That would get all goopey if we tried ta send that. But it's good stuff.
Maybe I maked ya laff just a liddle. Us 'venturin cocker spanYELLS are good at that. (I don't reely yell -- I just think it's funny ta spell it that way!)
Love ya Billy
(this was me with my first bad haircut when I camed here - but it's my happy dog face!!)
