Why is today the greatest day ever?

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    ORIGINAL: lena


    Forgot to tell ya, he has this bumper sticker on his car


     
    That was last week's bumper sticker.  This week's is really a simple one:
     
    MY DIXIE WRECKED
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    Took me about 3 times before I got it.
    You are soooooooo bad.
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    I almost pushed the DSs out the door yesterday! DS#1 was driving me batso--the smart aleck teenage mouth.[:@]
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    Thank you all. Yes Lena, they do look alike.
     
    Billy I had to read it a few times and then say it outloud before I got it. That is the funniest thing ever. My DH is gonna laugh when I tell him that.
     
     
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    ORIGINAL: lena

    Took me about 3 times before I got it.

     
    PB, I only WISH I had that good of a batting average.  [;)]
     
    Try it at a party sometime.  Write that down and give it to someone.  They will keep repeating it.  Everyone around them will hear what they are saying and crack up, but the person reading/speaking it will just be all confused.  Really funny, to my childish mind, anyway.
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    OMG is all I have to say.[;)]
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    P.S I just noticed you changed your signature as well. [sm=rofl.gif]
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    ORIGINAL: lena

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    Took me about 3 times before I got it.
    You are soooooooo bad.

     
    Oh no!  I got it as soon as I read it does that make me a dirty old woman?[:D]
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    ORIGINAL: pip52

    Oh no!  I got it as soon as I read it does that make me a dirty old woman?[:D]

     
    We will let the evidence speak for itself.  [:D]
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    pip52, you are a very bad women[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]
     
    Billy, I guess we'll have to call you BJ from now on[sm=blush.gif]
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    ORIGINAL: lena

    Billy, I guess we'll have to call you BJ from now on[sm=blush.gif]

     
    Works for me, PB.  [;)]
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    LOL too too funny. You guys are a hoot.
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    Try it at a party sometime. Write that down and give it to someone. They will keep repeating it. Everyone around them will hear what they are saying and crack up, but the person reading/speaking it will just be all confused. Really funny, to my childish mind, anyway.

     
    LOL! It's like that game Mad Gab. Ever played it or heard of it? It's things like that (except G-rated [;)]), and you have to say them out loud til you figure out what it says, while everyone else laughs hysterically because they can SWEAR you're saying it... It's a funny game...
     
    Here's an appropriate example (I seriously went into the toy room, pulled out one card, and this is on it..I find that funny, but I'm pretty easily amused). Ace Ain't Barnyard. Some of them are retardedly easy, but some are harder. You all can decide for yourselves which this is. [:D]
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    >>Ace Ain't Barnyard<<
     
    I must be really dense.  Okay, I AM really dense.  I don't get it at all.
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    Dahhhhhhhhhhh

    A Saint Bernard[sm=crazy.gif]
    I know it's had to figure out when your trying to work something dirty into it. (PIGLET)