I challenge anyone to beat my Drag Queen name!

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    Kate, what on earth did you name "Vampire"??? I hope it was a bat!

     
    Lani, you named something "Tramp" and I am getting stick for "Vampire"?  [sm=rotfl.gif]
     
    It was a cat, LOL.  Big black thing that I SWEAR had fangs.  [:D]
     
    Kate
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    Umm...Chelsea Good Hope
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    Mine was too boring... so I asked my S.O. and he said...

    Pinkie Hooker.

    Now you have to admit that's a pretty good one!
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    I didn't like mine much either so I just picked a pet I onced owned and a street I lived on at one time. Cutie by the way was my pet rat.

    Cutie Sunflower

    I could just imagin that being a girl dressed in a school girl uniform skirt trimed a little to short with pig tails in her hair, yeah I could do that.[:)]

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    Snappy Chicago!

    Wotta mobster!
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    Late that night Snappy Chicago was riding in his limo with his right-hand man, Gumbo Martinez.

    "Wotta ya wanta do tonight, Boss?" asked Martinez.

    In response, Chicago leaned forward and spoke to the driver. "Pinkie, take us on over t' Ginger's."

    "You got it, Boss," replied Pinkie Hooker.

    The long Cadillac slid to stop in front of an imposing apartment building. Chicago stepped out and spoke to Tarryton Canterbury, the doorman. "Evening, Canterbury. Is Miss Ginger in?"

    "She hasn't been out today, sir, " replied Canterbury, opening the door.

    Chicago rode the elevator to the fifth floor and knocked firmly on the white door. It cracked opened after a small pause and a cat-like purr came through. "Heya Snaps, what can I do for you?"

    "Open this door the rest of the way and I'll show you," he replied.

    At that the door swung open to reveal Ginger Pescadero, clad in a white silk nightgown decorated with small ribbons in interesting places.

    "C'mere, Baby," he said, and reached for her.

    *****

    Later, as Ginger and Chicago slid across the leather bench seats into the Cadillac's roomy interior, Chicago queried Gumbo Martinez. "Where's Sweetwater Joe playing tonight, Gumby?"

    "Over at Tramp Riverside, Boss."

    "Okay Pinkie, hit it, let's go!"
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    These are really funny, Jeff your's sounds like a character in one of  those ol corny movies, I love it
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    Punkin Bertie.
     
    [sm=rofl.gif]  Some of these are just way too funny.
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    Lady Gwendolyn Park...
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    [sm=rotfl.gif]Jean, come on I am waiting with bated breath for the next excerpt
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    Come on, Jean.  Now that you've started this, you've got to finish the story.[:D]

    Joyce
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    Okay, I will. But first I have to eat breakfast. [:D]
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    Jean, that is TOO funny!  [sm=rotfl.gif]
     
    Kate
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    Fuzzy Cutler

    I don't know if that sounds like a very good drag queen name...
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    [:D]  Fuzzy cutler would make a better porn star name than drag queen name, I think...