TGIF Mindless Chat

miranadobe

My size Medium bathing suit top does not provide enough coverage for regular use (I only use it for sun bathing to get minimal tan lines, so it works for me).  But, who is the size medium for, anyway?  An A cup?  If so, then who's using the size Small and XSmall??  Tsk, tsk, Target bathing suit design buyers...

I KNOW! My boobs are not big, by any means- and I have to buy the LARGE for the girls to stay covered! Although... it does make me feel like I have boobs, so I'm not complaining too much 

erica1989

miranadobe

My size Medium bathing suit top does not provide enough coverage for regular use (I only use it for sun bathing to get minimal tan lines, so it works for me).  But, who is the size medium for, anyway?  An A cup?  If so, then who's using the size Small and XSmall??  Tsk, tsk, Target bathing suit design buyers...

 

I KNOW! My boobs are not big, by any means- and I have to buy the LARGE for the girls to stay covered! Although... it does make me feel like I have boobs, so I'm not complaining too much 

Uh, hey, I buy the smalls!

Secret *poot* vibes for Charles! I had that same problem after both c-sections. The only thing that helped me was sitting on the toilet.

We finally got some rain today! We've been in a "severe drought" lately. The lakes are so low. Bummer that it's happening on a weekend, but we'll take it.

DH and I were driving into town, on a 5 lane road with a 45 mph speed limit (of course most people go a lot faster.) We came up over a hill and saw a car stopped in the middle (turn) lane, flashers on, with two women standing outside the car flailing their arms. In our lane was a guy holding something. At first I was thinking they hit a dog. I don't know why, I guess I always think of the worst thing. Anyway, we slowed down and as we got closer, I could see that the guy was holding a large window scraper, and was trying to get a big old snapping turtle out of the road! LOL that was not a happy turtle. Poor guy looked like he was sweating bullets trying not to get run over, and trying to keep all his toes.

Ummmm, Sis and her daughter both were smalls or  XS.  Both are athletes tho.....

Sending 'cut one', 'let 'er rip'  'toot already' 'would ya FART, already' vibes to Charles.

I'm a very small/skinny person too....nothing to brag about over here! I just always find it strange when I go to buy bathing suits... I'll bask in that glory though, I have no shame :)

Deb, even though it's been a lousy week, I'm glad that you're safe. Blowouts scare the crap out of me.

Stephanie, I think that Apollo deserves a shot at being a dock dog. He will get used to the distractions, & will learn to ignore them.

Karen, good luck with the foster certification!

Come on Charles, we need a fart!! Jackie, if it doesn't happen soon, I'll send Bevo over to remind him how to do it.

The staff meeting went well. I opted to make an example out of my new guy, instead of firing him, for now. I used a sharpie to cover the names of the guilty, & went into a speech, for the benefit of our new employees, about how I did not deal with high school bs. I used the email as an example of what I was talking about. Then I pointed out that my two departments are the top two depts in the company, & that I had proved that I can manage from anywhere that I choose. I maintained eye contact with the guy while I was pointing this out. He looked like he wanted to crawl under the table. After the meeting, he waited around until everyone else had filtered out, & then came over to apologize to me. I thanked him for being big enough to accept responsibility for his actions, & then, with a wink, told him that I was leaving for the day so that I could go get my dog. He just smiled & told me that he was glad that the dog was ok.

We are having a bbq at my house tomorrow afternoon to welcome all of our new employees. I hired 9 new people, & only one is from here, so I wanted to do something to get everyone together, outside of the office, to get to know each other. I really wonder if he will show up.

 Totally forgot what I was going to mention... maybe it was this... since I am now not extremely terrified of needles, the next fear I have been thinking of working on is my fear of yogurt.

griffinej5

the next fear I have been thinking of working on is my fear of yogurt.

Jen, have you been drinking?

I am currently ready to spit venom, I am so pissed about a server issue impacting my delivery of my paper.  I waited until the last minute, as did, apparently, every other person and every other action/job in the server's repertoire.... Five minutes "late".  I could really hurt something right now, so instead I'm going to bed with all this venom in me so I can have horrific dreams and wake up pissy.  HOORAY! 

 KK things because he has been putting applications in all over the place he thought he was going to get to stay even if he doesn't have a job yet come the 20th.. LOL What is he thinking? Then he tried to make me feel guilty that I'm going to make him homeless with no where to go and no money. Wow so the two years I gave him to find a job wasn't enough yeah he had small odd end jobs that never worked out in those two years, but nothing solid. I also gave him two months notice that he needs a job come the 20th of June or pack your bags get the heck out.

Yeah I do feel bad about leaving him homeless, but then again he made that decision not me, I gave him more then enough time. It's not like there is nothing my brother got a job, my aunt got a job, and my friend's bf got a job all then less then a year or week after losing their jobs. It's going to get weird living here because he might be living outside my apartment in his truck or across from me with his mom sleeping on her couch since she has a one bedroom.

I just wish he would take a bath soon he smells like a dead ferret.

miranadobe

griffinej5

the next fear I have been thinking of working on is my fear of yogurt.

Jen, have you been drinking?

Umm... no, despite sitting in Applebee's for two and a half hours last night, I wasn't drinking. It just seems like something that people can tolerate, or at least they aren't disturbed by it like I am. I mean, being able to open yogurt for a kid and not freak out if it so happens to touch my skin seems like that would be helpful in life. Plus, I'm not ready for work on a few others yet, like dentists, or sand. I am definitely not ready for work on sand. I'm just not going to return to a beach for the next twenty year. Prior to going to the beach on Sunday, I probably hadn't been in 10+ years. I was reminded of why that day when I walked back up after swimming, got sand all over my feet, then had to walk back trying not to gag and vomit.