oranges81
Posted : 5/31/2010 6:39:21 PM
I got a good laugh outta these!
My favorites so far in order of dogs:
Maze: "But she's a lab and all labs are friendly" Well mine didn't get the memo!
"She soo skinny. You should feed her more. Fatten her up" She's 50lbs.. Sooo not starved.
At the park, Maze is on a long line and another dogs comes up and takes her ball.."Mines friendly and loves to play ball" Mine's not and doesn't share her toys!
Sandy: "Watch out for that one! She'll bite ya in your sleep" Pssht.. Right...
"Those Jacks are so hyper and dumb!" No... Jacks that aren't properly exercised are hyper and seem dumb..
"She'll never be a therapy dog. Jacks nip a lot" Well her certificate says other wise...
"She can't be a pure Jack. She's too mellow" -______- Oi.....